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[one_of_heaven]

Pestilence carrying vermin, don't think to - ...ah.

Fire against fire. Tentacle against - hmmmmmm. Why, little things, how deliciously sensual ~ ♥

Dear City, a kindness -

A REWARD FOR WHOMEVER MAY DETAIN ONE ALIVE AND PRESENT IT.

...scientific value, after all.

Comments

[againstgod]

Can't Katan?

[one_of_heaven]

...must we endure the circus of his manly exploits?

[one_that_leads]

I could.

[againstgod]

You're more competent than any of his pawns.

[dragonslaving]

Reward, huh?

So, how much are we talkin' here?

[one_of_heaven]

How many've you caught insofar?

[merchantboom]

What is the nature of this reward? Could such an agreement be used to...forestall future payments for services that you might render?

[one_of_heaven]

...are you truly providing trinkets for political service? Truly?

[merchantboom]

You have requested the capture of these creatures, I am merely suggesting that such a service is one which could be rewarded with a like act of kindness. Specifically, I ask your support in arranging for this city to develop a codex of law.

[one_of_heaven]

You're offering me trifles, cretin!

[dontmess]

They're not that hard to catch, if you want one you can probably trap one under a trash can.

...or step on it.

[one_of_heaven]

And... touch it?

[dontmess]

Technically it'd be your shoe touching it.

[one_of_heaven]

But I'm rather taken with my shoes, thank you kindly.

[stylish_bastard]

Trained, or feral?

Vetinari, they're NOT RATS >D

[one_of_heaven]

...trained?

OHO, TRIFLES, MY DEAR [HE'S SO SMUG]

[stylish_bastard]

They are adept at simple tasks. Filing papers, and folding robes. Although the robes are somewhat ...slick, afterwards.

As for payment, I may simple wish to wrangle a smile and a kind word from you. This time.

[one_of_heaven]

...astonishing...