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[one_is_hikaru]

Our apartment~ is the size~ of a bathroom.

Aa~ Kaoru, you aren't feeling claustrophobic, are you~? Do you remember how commoners sit to save space? Draw your legs to your chest, hunch over, and hug them tight! Our teacups don't need to match, do they?

It's terrifying to sleep at night~
I'm so paranoid that the violent circus predator will take

Comments

[voice]

[blamekaneda]

...

You've got t'be shitting me.

[one_is_hikaru]

How vulgar~--!

[voice]

[blamekaneda]

Aw, wassamatter? Virgin ears?

1 / 2

[one_is_hikaru]

Are you hitting on me~?

Another HOMO☆HOMO side character~?!
Why are there so many--!

2 / 2

[one_is_hikaru]

No thank you, Mister HOMO☆HOMO~Pevert II~ ♥

3 / 3, I lied

[one_is_hikaru]

You aren't my type~~ ♥

[voice] 1/3.

[blamekaneda]

Huh-- homo?!

[voice] 2/3.

[blamekaneda]

You little--

[voice 3/3.

[blamekaneda]

YOU LITTLE PRICK! I OUGHTA KICK YER ASS FOR SAYIN' THAT!!

[one_is_hikaru]

You're the solicitor~ Don't be fickle~ just because you got rejected~

[voice]

[blamekaneda]

S'not why I'm angry! Take it back. I ain't no homo!

He's so adourable. ; 3 ; <3 I love it.

[one_is_hikaru]

O~~? Then you are untouchable? How sad~~

[voice]

[blamekaneda]

Untoucha-what? Quit talkin' like a jackass and take back whatchu said, or else!

[one_is_hikaru]

Take it back~? It's not my fault men find you repulsive~ That's your problem, Mister HOMO☆HOMO II.

[voice]

[blamekaneda]

That's it. Next time I see you, you're gonna be nothin' more than a greasy smear on th'road.

Watch yer step from now on, shitstain.

[transmission cut]