Phone Post

[oncemercurial]

Comments

[voicemail]

[microwavemutant]

[crying Angie is crying.]

Oh God... you won't believe what just happened. Oh my God...

[oncemercurial]

[Paaaaauuse.]

I hadn't considered the tail, actually.

[microwavemutant]

How can you be an adorable, fluffy bunny without a puffy, cottony tail?

[oncemercurial]

You can see why I require your help.

[microwavemutant]

Oh yes, I was blind to the need before.

You'll have the most glorious tail that there ever was, and all the other rabbits will be jealous.

[cackling]

[oncemercurial]

Very amusing. You're becoming quite skilled in imitating me.

[microwavemutant]

It's the sincerest form of flattery, my love.

You're really going to go as a bunny?

[oncemercurial]

Yes. The White Rabbit, as I said.

[microwavemutant]

[more giggling, and maybe a snort in there as well.]

[oncemercurial]

I'm glad you find it so amusing.

[microwavemutant]

Baby!

[finally stops with the laughter.]

You'll be the sexiest White Rabbit ever.

[oncemercurial]

Again, you're very kind.

[microwavemutant]

And you're very ridiculous.

But I love you anyway.

[oncemercurial]

And I'm very glad for that.

[microwavemutant]

Do you love me too? Even though I'm slowly turning into you?

[oncemercurial]

You know I truly love you. More deeply than I think I've ever loved anyone else.

Though if you were me, you would make some droll comment about how my love might be slowly stemming from my arrogance.