Voicemail

[once_a_king]

"This is Peter Pevensie.  I'm not here if I'm not answering the phone so let me know who you are so I may call you back."

Comments

[willbedone]

[from here]

"No room in your bed for me? Why - why would you - I don't even want to be in your bed! Especially after the way I saw you acting lately! I don't know if this is a spell or maybe you're trying to hurt my feelings because I'm a witch or something, but either way it's not nice at all!"

[once_a_king]

[Response here]