Suburban Scum Shamelessly DESTROY Strawberry Shortcake

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Between the ages of approximately 3 and 6 I was obsessed with Strawberry Shortcake. Over the course of several birthdays, Christmasses, and pay days with a little extra spending money, I managed to acquire an original standard-issue Strawberry Shortcake figurine and her male counterpart Huckleberry Pie, two of the big

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[sabotabby]

I hate the redesign so hard. Why do they have to stab my childhood in the face like that?

[on_se_dit_tu]

ROFL! I love your icon! I took the ultimate Care Bear quiz, and I was Champ Bear. I have no idea why - I don't even play organized team sports.

[blackbird23]

She looks like a Bratz doll ho! That is just sad. Did they make her smell like Britney Spears brand perfume instead of strawberries too???

[on_se_dit_tu]

Oh hey, the new one is going to have a cell phone instead of Custard the cat. I can't buy into the notion that this is somehow more positive for little girls. I think Strawberry Shortcake was a much better role model when she looked like a child, wore a costume from a by-gone century, even if she did do battle with a mustacioed weirdo who referred to himself in the third person and did an evil little dance when he triumphed over good.