Day SEVENTEEN is saved, thanks to ME

[omnomfuckyeah]

Did...did a crap ton of people just leave?

Okay, islanders! As your hero I have come to the conclusion regarding ALL of the sudden disappearances!!

It's a very simple reason, actually, I'm sure all of you will see it my way and understand the severity of the situation that I'm about to describe!!

Trust me, this happens all the time with me, so

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[fractiousfroggy]

[a gasp! because where weird and amusing things are, Fran goes to mock]

What? Russian aliens! That's terrible! What can we do to stop them~?

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[omnomfuckyeah]

[it's a shame he can't tell he's being mocked, so he's totally gung-ho about enlightening this poor person~]

Exactly!! We have to stop them by wearing tin foil hats! And if it comes down to it, we'll get some uranium and bomb-making stuff and just nuke the bastards!

Fuck the Cold War, if Russia shows his big fat head around he's history! Hiring my aliens to work against us...not cool!

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[fractiousfroggy]

[fran has no problem with this. a morning of entertainment is always good]

Tin foil hats or a-bombs, hmmmm~

If they're aliens, where will you point the bombs?

Oh my! They're your aliens? Seems like maybe you're the one to blame then, hm?

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[omnomfuckyeah]

[glad that you are entertained, Franny-Fran!]

Yes!

Easy! When their flying saucer comes from the clouds, we'll point the bombs and fire at the fuckers!

Tony's my friend, and aliens are only supposed to attack me, not Salkia! Stupid coward needs to show his face to me! I need to give him a good punch in the face!

And RUSSIA must have befriended all the bad aliens and sent them here to my life a living hell! Well HA HA, RUSSIA! You can't win the war that easily, Commie bastard!

ilu, so very very much. XD

[kaiser_in_rehab]

...aliens? Um...I don't think we've gotten aliens yet. They probably just went home. That's what happened last time.

X3 yay~ and sorry for lack of appropriate icon, 15's not enough for a country ;_;

[omnomfuckyeah]

NO. It's the work of ALIENS!! And RUSSIAN ones, at that! Fuckin' Commies...you can't get away from them, not even on this island! If I ever meet Salkia he's going to get a big ol' ass whooping!

But not to worry, kiddo, since I'm the hero, I will be protecting you all from more alien attacks! This isn't fuckin' New Mexico, they need to stay where they are!

And now you're just confusing the poor boy.

[kaiser_in_rehab]

Russians? Do we even have Russians here?

Um...thanks. I guess. I don't....I think maybe we should find exactly who did it, though.

Aww I'm sorry D:

[omnomfuckyeah]

If we do then they are 100% Communist!

I already told you! THE ALIENS did it!!

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[firstclass_hero]

You mean from... space?

I AM VERY HAPPY THAT I AM LOVED <3

[omnomfuckyeah]

YES!! A straight flat-out MAIL-ORDER from space!!

And you know who's listed as the Return Address? RUSSIA.

LOVED WITH A FUCK YEAH

[firstclass_hero]

....Who's Russia?

>D 1/4

[omnomfuckyeah]

...Who's Russia?

I see your burger and raise you another burger.

[host_kyouya]

If you're going to talk nonsense do it elsewhere.

Oh ho ho~

[omnomfuckyeah]

Nonsense? This is FAR from nonsense!!

This is a fuckin' crisis, man! A CRISIS!!

^_^ <3

[host_kyouya]

So loud

Even if it were as you said how could they be Russian and aliens.

[omnomfuckyeah]

Because it's ALWAYS Russia's fault if it's not South Carolina's!! And since it's not South Carolina's fault, it HAS to be Russia's!

And the aliens! Because Russians are the bad kind of alien!

[precisely_split]

If it seriously is aliens, then I'll destroy them.

[omnomfuckyeah]

[woah what? Someone trying to STEAL his position as the HERO? Aw, HELL NO.]

Who the fuck are you?

[precisely_split]

I am Chiri Kitsu. [said in the western way for his convenience]

My teacher is gone, so I will not forgive the source of his disappearance.

[omnomfuckyeah]

Yeah and?