My car sucks ass or it really hates me

[ominous1]

Hey Pixi you told me that my car was making some weird noises and shit I thought you were just being a overly assuming chick I knew of one problem I had but on my way home from CC on Friday night I would swear my car was going to fall apart into 12 pieces and I was going to crash and burn up in a horrible wreck, so I Drove home anyways hopeing to

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[retardobot]

His name is Meezahn.

[arioch]

Yeah, I was the one driving your car to Harpos since Pixi forgot her glasses in her car and couldn't see... and holy crap was that scary because I have never ever ever ever ever heard a car make noises like that. I totally figured a fireball would consume us before we got to city club. Glad it didn't and glad you figured out what the problem was.

Yeah I'm glad the two of you didn't die...

[ominous1]

I thought Pixi was exaggerating but oh shit that things sounded evil like it was actually coming to life Pieces of the Fucking Brake pad were also falling of I mean what the fuck was going on it went from so so to Watch the fuck out SATAN is coming for your soul tonight. Luckily I knew how to fix it and it only cost $30 but If I went to a shop they would give me the ass fucking of a life time and that wouldn't be fun. Ok ROCK THE FUCK OUT.....