I am pleased to inform you I am just the sort you are looking for. I care not about commenting, and I am certainly not what many ignorant fools would refer to as "normal," which used in that way, may mean something such as "like everyone else."
I do warn you - when you add me, and I add you, you may be surprised as to the bad nature of the articles within them.
I am quite reluctant to add you, because, as I stated in my letter, my journal is not exuberant, a word which means something along the lines of 'ridiculously happy, to the point of stupidity.' But, if you wish, I will add you. But--any mental damage obtained from the sadness of this LiveJournal will NOT be taken care of by me, or my associates. And if you complain, I will attempt to contact Count Olaf. And I do not want to do that, because Count Olaf is a very frightening man.
As I stated earlier--and I do feel the need to be redundant--I shall add you reluctantly. Beware: this journal contains the sad news of myself, which has much to do with dogs, crazy English women, lunatic sisters, and tacky shoes.
I have no plans to reveal my mysterious side, seeing as I am evading angry policemen who think I am a suspect in the murder of the lovely and wonderful Brian, who was
I can't bear to speak of it any more. For now, just ignore that last part, and move on, a phrase which here has nothing to do with literally moving, but has everything to do with minding your own business.
You are to be added at your own risk. I have clearly notified you of the horrible circumstances that are to be documented in my journal, but if you insist, I shall add you.
As I told my young friend Aidan, any mental damage obtained from the sadness within my journal will NOT be taken care of by my associates or me.
You have been added. Needless to say, you most definitely are not normal, simply because you wish to be added, so that you may read something so horrible that it is unbearable for me to write. Whatever tickles your pickle...which happens to be a phrase that has nothing to do with tickling salad ingredients that have been soaked in water for prolonged periods of time.
Dear heavenly creature who does not wish to follow the leader,
You, too, have been added. I must express my sorrow. There must indeed be some history of mental illness on your part. No one should have to be put through the extreme emotional pain that comes with being added to the list of sad human beings who wish to read my Sad Saga. Again, I must say, whatever tickles your fancy, which here has nothing to do with tickling anything, and means the same as 'whatever floats your boat'.
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I am pleased to inform you I am just the sort you are looking for. I care not about commenting, and I am certainly not what many ignorant fools would refer to as "normal," which used in that way, may mean something such as "like everyone else."
I do warn you - when you add me, and I add you, you may be surprised as to the bad nature of the articles within them.
With concern,
Aidan
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I am quite reluctant to add you, because, as I stated in my letter, my journal is not exuberant, a word which means something along the lines of 'ridiculously happy, to the point of stupidity.' But, if you wish, I will add you. But--any mental damage obtained from the sadness of this LiveJournal will NOT be taken care of by me, or my associates. And if you complain, I will attempt to contact Count Olaf. And I do not want to do that, because Count Olaf is a very frightening man.
As I stated earlier--and I do feel the need to be redundant--I shall add you reluctantly. Beware: this journal contains the sad news of myself, which has much to do with dogs, crazy English women, lunatic sisters, and tacky shoes.
With all due respect,
Michael.
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None of this had concerned me, or raised my concern for you, until I read "tacky shoes". My fear level has risen from a 0.1 to a 5.2. Very good job.
Might there be another side to this mysterious Michael we hear of?
YES! I KNOW THERE IS! I CAN PROVE IT!
Okay, there probably isn't.
- With a rising level of concern,
Aidan
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I have no plans to reveal my mysterious side, seeing as I am evading angry policemen who think I am a suspect in the murder of the lovely and wonderful Brian, who was
I can't bear to speak of it any more. For now, just ignore that last part, and move on, a phrase which here has nothing to do with literally moving, but has everything to do with minding your own business.
With all due respect,
Michael.
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Oh. Right.
Serious entry up there.
Hello Michael, my name is Ses. And I'm pretty sure you would remember me? Anyhow, I'm interste...AHHH OUT COMES THE INNER PL3B3 RUN!111
OMG LIK HIIIIIIII U AD ME CA...NOOO!~!1 G000 awAY *falALZ*
Ahem. *stabs it a few more times*
Hi. ^_^
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You are to be added at your own risk. I have clearly notified you of the horrible circumstances that are to be documented in my journal, but if you insist, I shall add you.
As I told my young friend Aidan, any mental damage obtained from the sadness within my journal will NOT be taken care of by my associates or me.
With all due respect,
Michael.
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So there.
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I want to be a sheep. Therefore, I started this off in letter-form. I am far from normal. And I will harrass your cousins whenever you feel necessary.
-Narcie
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You have been added. Needless to say, you most definitely are not normal, simply because you wish to be added, so that you may read something so horrible that it is unbearable for me to write. Whatever tickles your pickle...which happens to be a phrase that has nothing to do with tickling salad ingredients that have been soaked in water for prolonged periods of time.
With all due respect,
Michael.
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I <3 you.
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You, too, have been added. I must express my sorrow. There must indeed be some history of mental illness on your part. No one should have to be put through the extreme emotional pain that comes with being added to the list of sad human beings who wish to read my Sad Saga. Again, I must say, whatever tickles your fancy, which here has nothing to do with tickling anything, and means the same as 'whatever floats your boat'.
With all due respect,
Michael.
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I shall add you back, but at your own risk.
With all due respect,
Michael.
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