numbah NINE

[omgkeigo]

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO PUT THE HAIR IN MY OATMEAL, YOU GUYS. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO FESS UP

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voice

[browning_baby]

I'm fine, Keigo. Just a little tired most of the time.

[ooc: Here you go. One Boy!nita. Have fun! XD]

voice//He's gonna need duct tape for his brain, isn't he?

[browning_baby]

Oh please, it's not like you don't have the same equipment. At least, right now, right?

voice// LOTS AND LOTS.

[omgkeigo]

WELL YES, BUT-

...

But you're normally a woman.

voice//I need to go to wal Mart since I'm out of duct tape!

[browning_baby]

Duh.

Hey, why's it so hard to pee standing up? Do you guys make a game of it and play target practice or something?

voice// BUY SOME SUPER GLUE, TOO.

[omgkeigo]

...

ANITA! OH MY GOD STOP.

voice//Six bottles be enough?

[browning_baby]

What? It's a legit question!

voice// MAKE IT SEVEN TO BE SAFE.

[omgkeigo]

I'M NOT LISTENING.

voice//GOT IT!

[browning_baby]

Oh, come on! I need to know these things! It just feels wrong to sit down!

voice// I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU.

[omgkeigo]

I can't believe I'm-

You have to...you know...

...

Aim.

voice//I got rope too?

[browning_baby]

So you do play target practice.

voice// ....HOW KINKY

[omgkeigo]

NO! I mean...yes. I MEAN...SORT OF.

voice// :D?

[browning_baby]

Which is it?

voice// DENIED

[omgkeigo]

Sort of.

voice// D:

[browning_baby]

...... right. That means holding it and that kinda bugs me.

voice// ILU?

[omgkeigo]

...Holding it, or holding...uh...pee.

voice// *SNIFFLE*

[browning_baby]

Holding it.