Ichi (Voice Post)

[omgcosplayfreak]

Hmm?

[Sounds of someone shaking the device, tossing it up and down, pressing random buttons, etc.]

I wonder if this is a new handheld. Doesn't look like anything Sony, Sega, or Nintendo. Maybe Microsoft made it. It's big and ugly like the X-Box systems. No, couldn't be, it would have games then. PDA maybe? Online message forum? New-age cellphone?

Comments

[mysticmayafey]

.... You were thrown out of your house?!

[omgcosplayfreak]

Tou-san throws me out sometimes when he wants the TV.

[mysticmayafey]

Do you watch it all day? Maybe he's telling you to get out more!

[omgcosplayfreak]

No, he takes my console games and plays them. Then makes me do the housework he's supposed to do.

I don't see the lawnmower here...

[musicinall]

...This is your house?

[omgcosplayfreak]

No.

[musicinall]

Then who are you?

[omgcosplayfreak]

Konata. You?

[prinny_queen]

It's definitely not a video game. I tried playing games on it and got shocked by the cuff.

[omgcosplayfreak]

No video games...?

...This is torture.

[prinny_queen]

You're telling me! It sucks! It gets so damn boring around here.

[omgcosplayfreak]

They take away our games then don't give us anything to do?

[youthfulemporer]

Tou... san? I am afraid I do not understand..

[omgcosplayfreak]

Tou-san is Soujirou. Soujirou is father. Father is Tou-san.

[youthfulemporer]

Ah, I see... I have never heard that before.

What are the Sony, Nintendo, Microsoft, and X-box?

[omgcosplayfreak]

It's understandable. Not many people speak Japanese.

Electronics and computer companies who make consoles. X-box is one of those consoles, the one made by Microsoft. You play video games on them.

[meiro_no_hosoku]

Auuauuu.... why would someone... throw you out of your own house? That's horrible!

[omgcosplayfreak]

Tou-san makes me do the housework while he plays games. Laaaazyyyy~...

[meiro_no_hosoku]

T-that's so.... mean!

[omgcosplayfreak]

It is.

...Why do you sound ridiculously cute?