Well, that went well.

Man, I fail at resolutions. BUT, I have one for next year already.

I am twenty-five and therefore most of my friends are around that age too. You should all have cars and driver's liscences by now or have public transport being your bitch, or even have a job so you can afford cabs. I am not driving anyone anywhere in 2010, ( Read more... )

Okay, hopefully (yet sadly) the lady in question is now on her way to newer pastures~ but i have got to get my whinge on about the recent outcry along the lines of oh my god BRITNEY LIP-SYNCS WHAT THE FUCK ( Read more... )

Dear Channel Ten News ( Read more... )

So, many of you remember that back in the day I worked for a bra shop. It was totally mainstream retail, playing it safe, probably wouldn't last five minutes with a hint of competition. Also if you have ever met me or looked through my facebook, you will have undoubtedly noticed that I have boobs. It's cool, I've noticed them too. Now, while I'm ( Read more... )

Ever since I the chiropractor told me I had tennis elbow and stuck needles in it, my left arm WILL NOT STOP SPASMING. Stop it. Quit shivering and convulsing.
It's really creeping me out now.

And something on my desk is rattling when I type. Stop that too.

I have had a headache since sometime on Friday. Actually, now I think about it, I think it started in French on Thursday afternoon. UGH. It just will not go away, no matter what I take, what I do. I've tried drinking water, cutting out alcohol, getting more sleep, every painkiller I can find, eeeeeverything. It will not budge. The additional happy ( Read more... )

But our neighbours went around on Friday putting really sweet letters in everyone's mailboxes saying that they were having a wedding reception at their house for their daughter tonight. They hoped that we would not be inconvenienced and the guests would be there around 3:30pm, there would be "no loud music" and everyone would be gone by 8:30 ( Read more... )

Dear Hannah,

YOU. SUCK.

no <3,
Hannah

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Ahahahaha oh holy crap, I watched that scene over and over again. I shouldn't find it that funny, it was all over the commercials for Forgetting Sarah Marshall when I was in the UK and it was just coming out and Russell Brand was all over the place promoting it ( Read more... )

So I'm ~downloading~ less of my life to various social networking sites because I want to ( Read more... )