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Mar 29, 2006 00:32

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daddys_cosmos March 29 2006, 20:30:14 UTC

:D Let's cook together sometime. How about... a 6 course dinner for your family, or something. *emerges with a pound cake that looks and feels (and tastes) like a rock* My Easy Bake(c) oven died on me.

Ugh, and I really don't want to know who the father of your mother's baby is. I think it's mine.... D:

omg_itachi March 30 2006, 02:01:55 UTC

An Easy Bake(c) Oven. I envy you - having such updated cooking supplies. And that sounds like a good idea. And since Father is not home, there are more bathrooms available after the meal. People tend to rush their after my cooking.

Maybe I can kill the baby with that pound cake.

daddys_cosmos March 30 2006, 02:11:11 UTC

This Easy Bake(c) oven was pretty old and rusty, though. Now, I can only cling onto the memories of brownie fudge cakes and really hard cookies. :(

Funny, my plants start to grow really well after people eat at my house. It's... mind-boggling.

OMG what about your mom? She'd be devistated.

mommy_uchiha March 31 2006, 00:49:26 UTC

Damn right I would. *frowns*

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myfaceishidden March 29 2006, 20:37:46 UTC

FUCK SHIT PISS ITACHI I WAS WONDERING WHERE THE HELL YOU WERE!

I'm still in the fucking hospital.

omg_itachi March 30 2006, 02:02:47 UTC

Calm down. Remember your high blood pressure.

Get me some morphine while you're there.

xinexpressiblex March 30 2006, 00:31:12 UTC

Would you like to place a bet on whether or not the child will be born positive? I'm keeping a tally and so far only one person has betted against your sibling to be being HIV/AIDs free: Gai. Then again, he thought I was asking for donations to save the mosquitoes of the world dumbass hippy

omg_itachi March 30 2006, 02:05:18 UTC

[WAIT ARE YOU SAI RIGHT NOW? D8]

I'm pretty sure it's going to be positive. My mother and her ways. Hopefully it'll die within twelve weeks of birth. If not, I'll shall pretend to be the disease and kill it myself.

How does that man mix babies up with mosquitoes? He shouldn't even try to save them. They cause disease. He should know that, being a health instructor and all.

mommy_uchiha March 31 2006, 01:17:40 UTC

What ever happened to family sticking together, Itachi-poo? I'm disappointed in you.

mommy_uchiha March 31 2006, 00:50:14 UTC

...Stupid fucker. I know how to use protection.

perfecthair4eva March 30 2006, 18:42:03 UTC

Don't sound so pitiful. At least you have a father. *silently sulks*

And if you are in need of help in eliminating this parasite, I would be more than happy to assist. Try throwing it into traffic so the mother will chase after it. Two birds with one stone.

mommy_uchiha March 31 2006, 01:19:01 UTC

*advances upon him with a razor and some scissors* Say bye-bye to your hair, Heidi's cousin. *murderous look*

omg_itachi April 2 2006, 02:14:18 UTC

I believe it is safe to say that you are a genius. So I will call you once I am sure of the plans. *flips open cell* I need your number though.

Have you ever heard of the organization "Adopt-A-Father"? That may cheer you up.

sasugay April 1 2006, 22:43:29 UTC

Funny. Although I do agree with you about Father. I didn't so did steal your phone.

omg_itachi April 2 2006, 02:17:04 UTC

You used to think my jokes were so humorous when you were little, Sasuke. I'm pleased to see it's becoming the same again.

I found my phone. And it was in your underwear drawer.

sasugay April 2 2006, 02:23:41 UTC

...I can explain.

omg_itachi April 2 2006, 02:27:35 UTC

Then start explaining.

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