Can you sing for me? Can you sing it out?
So, this weekend I saw Death Cab. It was too much fun I think. I asked really embarrassing questions to a couple bartenders there. ((NO comments please Jonathan MaloneY)) Oh and I made a few friends at McDonalds who served me not one, but two
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brittneyEXCUSE ME, i have seemed to lost my amazingboyfriend. He had bought a $4.00 coke here earlier and i was wondering if you could possibly find him by using his receipt to track him down in this room full of at least 1000 people.
bartender.............
(stage left jonathan is starting to worry because his completely sober girlfriend has been "peeing" for a good 10 mins now)
jonathanwhere the hell is brittney jackson.
(stage right brittney walks away from the bartender completely, sober because the bartender has obviously not heard of the new receipt tracking device brittney has made up in her SOBER brain. )
brittneyman i could use SOME happy meals.
(im sorry seriously i had to)
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