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[omg_iseliaranch]

HAY ALL YOU SEEEEEEEEKSI PEOPLE IN ME! ;D OH YEAH, BABY, I KNOW YOU'RE HERE! I CAN FEEL YOU AND MMM IT FEELS GOOD. IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL HOT AND BOTHERED -- ALTHOUGH NOT AS MUCH AS WHEN YOU ALL GET NEKKID IN MY SHOWERS. THEN I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF! MMMMM

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[twin_swords]

...

WHAT.

THE.

HECK.

*Looks around frantically* THE RANCH IS TALKING TO ME!?

[twin_swords]

*Growls* Fine, fine! *Slips off his suspenders and takes off the shirt, revealing a bunch of bandages on his gut and arms*

There, happy!? Now GET ME OUT!!

[omg_iseliaranch]

MMMM, LLOYD-CHEST! YUMMY. ♥

...

CAN I GET A GLIMPSE OF YOUR CUTE LITTLE REAR BEFORE YOU GO? PLEASE? :D;;;

[twin_swords]

NO. NOW GET ME OUT. IT'S COLD IN HERE.

[omg_iseliaranch]

OH OKAY FINE. BUT NEXT TIME, YOU BETTER GET NEKKID, SEKSI-MAN.

*a plothole spits him back out into the foyer...NEKKID*

HA, THE RANCH WINS AGAIN! *cameras zoom in on Lloyd*

[twin_swords]

!!! *BLUSHBLUSHBLUSH*

*Panics and tries to get to his room*

$#%^!!!

[omg_iseliaranch]

HUR HUR! NEKKID!LLOYD IS THE BEST KIND OF LLOYD! :D!

*cameras follow him wherever he goes*

[half_elf_pyro]

*passing by* I don't think that's going to do anything. Just ignore it and hope for the best.

[omg_iseliaranch]

;D CAN'T IGNORE ME, BABY. DON'T THINK I SEE YOU SWISHING YOUR HIPS ACROSS MY FLOOR! *wolf whistles*

[half_elf_pyro]

*barely reacts, just raises a hand and launches fireballs at the ceiling* Perverted freak of nature.

[omg_iseliaranch]

... YOUUUUU ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I HAVE TAPES OF SELES SHOWERING! THEY ARE SEKSI. VERY SEKSI!

[half_elf_pyro]

*stops dead in his tracks*

[omg_iseliaranch]

HA. KNEW IT!

[half_elf_pyro]

...I-IT'S NOT LIKE I CARE FOR HER JUST BECAUSE SHE'S CUTE! THERE'S MORE TO IT THAN PHYSICAL APPEAL! SO LEAVE ME ALONE OR SO HELP ME I'LL DISMANTLE YOU MYSELF!

[omg_iseliaranch]

;D YOU KNOW YOU WANT THE UNDERAGED SHOWER TAPES, SEKSI-BOI. YOU ARE JUST VERY JEALOUS OF MY CAMERAS.

AND YOU WON'T DISMANTLE MEEEEE! WHERE WOULD YOU GO, HUH? ♥

[half_elf_pyro]

I-I AM NOT INTERESTED!

AND IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE I GO, ANYWHERE ELSE IS BETTER!