npc: Darren C. Hohenheim

[omg_abab]

*suddenly, surprisedly, and inexplicably standing smack-dab in the middle of the park, blinking around at the bright sun* ........... *insert a lot of colorful Gaelic-like curse words here

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[ipwnturtles]

*happens to be rolling through the park catching some sun when he comes across Darren* ... *stares* ... *raises his eyebrows* ... *makes a funny face* ... *bursts out laughing* Ren what the hell are you dressed as?

[ipwnturtles]

*laughs at how happy he seems* You didn't like it there?

[omg_abab]

*snickers, grinning and shaking his head* Ceas croi ar bith! Er- No! *grins, trying to get the right words out* Am... Am married tomorrow-- ...supposed to.

[ipwnturtles]

*laughs* Even if you're not your double, I still can't imagine any of you getting married. To a woman, I take it?

[omg_abab]

Double? Explain, you please? *blinks quizzically, wondering why this guy is acting like he knows him* Er, woman, no. Cailín- girl. Never have met. *makes a face*

[ipwnturtles]

My husband... He looks kind of like you. You know, you could meet him if you want. Heh, and close enough.

[omg_abab]

*trying to make sense of this, getting the feeling that "husband" isn't a weird colloquialism for "wife" around here* ...He? You married a man? Looks like me?

[ipwnturtles]

*grins a little, almost evilly* Yeah, I married a man. And he looks like you, kind of. Though he's a lot... older, I assume.

[omg_abab]

*laughing* You married a man! Your parents must have funny humor senses. *wondering why he's smiling like that and gets the distinct feeling of a goldfish that's being monitored by cat* ...What is... his... name..?

[ipwnturtles]

*blinks, surprised* I... married him of my own free will. *grins* His name is Ren.

[omg_abab]

*stares aghast, not quite sure he understood right* Free will? Like- like- wanting to do it? Not, um... told? ...Why did you marry a man? *shrugs, amused* Ren. His name also like me. ... beagnach.

[ipwnturtles]

Mmhm, like wanting to do it. I don't think people have had arranged marriages around here for a long time. You meet who you want and if you like each other enough, you can get married. *shrugs* And I like men, so I married one? Er... be-what?

[omg_abab]

You meet... who... you... *brain catching up... okay, people from other dimensions are officially freaks* ...Oh. But two men cannot, er- *BLUSH* -beagnach means, I think, "almost". Darren and Ren are alike almost.

[ipwnturtles]

Two men can't what? *grins slowly* That makes sense... *Ren is so going to get a kick out of this later, ooooh boy*

[omg_abab]

Craiceann a bhualadh le. *blushes bright red, looking down*

[ipwnturtles]

...Say that again, but in Amestrian? *pretty sure he knows what he said anyway, but plays dumb, tilting his head innocently*