Oh my God, I feel like a fucking newlywed.

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Have a gay little string of rainbow hearts as a declaration of love. :3

I think I'm turning over a new leaf here. :D So sorry, bitches, but I am taken until further notice~

UUURGHF. <3

Ali, I think I need moar booty fanservice. D8 Either that or lend me Marcus for... a few hours, maybe. :D

I'm feeling bold again today. :D What should I do?

In b4 stick it in her pooper, barrel roll, etc.

Expect my journal to go through many a color change. I need something more zany, because these stupid color scheme things are too blah. D: I NEED WEIRD AND CREATIVE, DAMMIT. BRING ON THE NEON.

See the icon?

Yeah. I hit that.

No, correction. I topped that.

*looks smug* Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I have done the impossible and seme'd a dude.

Okay, you can be impressed now.

God, I love how my posts are becoming me bragging about my latest sexual achievements. :D

Way to go, Lauren. You fagged up my journal again. *refuses to admit that he likes it* I demand icons as payment.

Well, I have to say I am very pleased with myself. I have suceeded in banging Kass. TWICE. And now am currently seducing Marcus. *puffs chest up and places fists on hips proudly* HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?!

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(with a bad lisp) HAY YOU GUYS. WHAT'S UP? 8D I'M JUST SUPER.

So yeah. Happy holidays to all you perverts.

FUCK. *stabs monitor with an X-Acto knife*

... Just to let you know, I'm not angry. Just bored. Watching AMV Hell 0 over and over isn't giving me enough fodder to *cough* amuse myself.

Too lazy to form coherent sentances. Spent too much energy trying to overthrow Lauren. Didn't suceed. Am currently dead. *whimpers* Tsunade-hime... use your super powers to revive meeeeee... or your cleavage, cuz it'll work just as well ( Read more... )

I'm sorry, Alidrunky_pinja

Lauren's just a good-for-nothing pervert, and my sincerest apologies if I influenced her into trying to get fresh with you. But you know you love me and I just can't help myself. :3

( Because you KNOW my answers will be nothing short of awesome )

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