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Ok...My college experience is going to turning out to be like one of these two things: 1) a bad, bad , bad WB sitcom, and/or 2) a watered down version of Rules of Attraction, (i'll probably be the one to kill myself).

Roomate Eric moved out, only one I could stand, and now i'm left with two wiggers and a gay man with drinking, smoking, and eating ( Read more... )

I've realized now how much Incubus really sucks balls. Especially Brandon. Actually I take it back, Brandon really really sucks, everybody else is ok, and Mike is awesome. There.

Fucking sell out on a Gap commercial. Motherfucker.

I love Groundhog Day. I wish Bill Murray was in every movie ever made. I bet the Matrix would have been kick-ass with him as Neo, "I know Kung-fu." He's a BAMF.

This is that thing that Sam had, the first ten on my comp when shuffled ( Read more... )

Public Notice!

Sami (AKA Slami) shall for henceforth be named "Salami Sami," and known by no other name,(note: "Salami Slami" will also be acceptable).

Thank you.

I leave in 9 days, August 31.

Read this news article about WaHo's 50th birthday, it's fucking great ( Read more... )

What now, bitch?


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Poooooooooopie ( Read more... )