For tomorrow morning:

[olivetree]

What is the worst sex you've ever had?

Answers must be in haiku form.

Mine:
Liquor and high school
Skipped out, went to the pool
Public baths are gross

Comments

[chaiya]

Seven months waiting
One minute of "oh em gee"
Anticlimactic

[dj_bennyb]

Ah, grasshopper! If you're going to request something like this, you must provide inspiration in the form of your own haiku. ;-)

Needless to say, I'm trying to come up with something suitable.

[olivetree]

It's up. It had to wait until morning.

[crossbonestyle]

Rising up then down
Marijuana does not help you
A fruitless venture

[int0thedistance]

You lay there just like
A dead fish with socks; how'd I
Pull my gluteus?

[fresita]

less than two minutes
during which i discovered
oh no, pencil dick