MEME

[olivetree]

1 question.

1 chance.

1 honest answer.

That's all you get.

You get to ask me 1 question.

Any question, anything, no matter how crazy, dirty, or wrong it is.

One catch, for me at least. I will not reveal anything that will get anyone else in trouble/drag their name through the mud.

repost, yo. comments screened until i answer. check back!

Comments

[oakenguy]

The background: on Monday, webcrawling brought me face-to-screen with the fact that a friend of mine, a male friend, is a fan of wearing crotchless pantyhose. Ayayay, I think I aged ten years.

So, similarly...what's the fact you'd LEAST like to discover about me?

[olivetree]

JESUS GOD

That. I could live the whole of my life not knowing about your crotchless panty predilection.

[oakenguy]

Ha! Now imagine someone fifty pounds heavier and a couple inches shorter, and...

...oy, my memory made me cringe so badly I had to stop typing.

ALSO

[olivetree]

how you discovered what that flap of skin is for.

you know the one.

[heyjude026]

do you have any irrational fears?

[olivetree]

I would call it a very rational respect for octopi. They're too smart. They're plotting. O.o

[pamlin]

They do!! And they know how to open locks!!