in love

[oldtoby]

O, pallando.

I want to have a sweet, sweet fuckfest with you and bear your children, with the intent of breaking up your marriage so that you can leave your wife and run off with me to Florence, where we will do several things in parks that will make the citizens weep and be aroused.

Wait. Are you married?

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Must find calm accepting and loving way to react...

[pallando]

No wifey, no.

But I am very very flattered.

If terrified.

Re: Must find calm accepting and loving way to react...

[oldtoby]

There are other benefits besides the fact that I'm the fuck of the century. Namely, um, lots of weed.