Countdown for Thursday, June 23, 2011

[kshandra]

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[ayarane]

My DVR is going mental. First it loses the ability to pause/rewind (thus defeating the purpose of being a DVR to begin with, yet I can access my old recordings just fine) but now every time I log out of Slingbox, said DVR changes the channel back to MSNBC HD. WTF, dood XD

Well, it could be worse... it could be switching to Fox News. Now THAT would be scary! (Nobody ever deserves to log into Bill-O.)

[bergeronprocess]

BUT NO YOU KNOW THE SOLUTIONS THAT PEOPLE HAVE COME UP WITH FOR THE WHOLE "WAIT A MINUTE THE BROWN PEOPLE ARE GONE NOW SO WHAT DO WE DO TO GET THE FOODS OUT OF THE GROUNDS" PROBLEM IN MY ~PROUD~ STATE

1. Force the unemployed into it (because they, like, don't have to worry about families or anything)
2. Have the agriculture commissioner publicly overestimate the hourly pay ($18 an hour?!) to entice people into picking up stakes and going to pick onions in the blazing hot sun for hours and hours a day

I can no longer ignore the screaming in my head telling me I have to get out of here someday.

[ayarane]

BTW, it's obvious that Keith isn't personally operating the show twitter (@CountdownKO, also previously known as @FOKNewsChannel) anymore... I wonder who IS tweeting from it?

Part of me wants to say it's actually Shuster at the controls, watching from behind the cameras for the lulz. XD (It's probably some producer-dood, but it's fun to imagine...)

[comp_lady]

Keith's comment on gay marriage has pretty much made me cream my pants.

[kshandra]

We started a movement on Twitter tonight to get Keith to read from the Rubaiyat on Fridays when he runs out of Thurber.

[comp_lady]

How do I join this movement?

[dulcet_milieu]

I'm super ready to hear him intone:

"A loaf of bread... a jug of wine... and thou beside me in the wilderness..."

[kshandra]

"...you're not supposed to eat ALL of the pot cookies."

EAT ALL THE THINGS! *dies*