I Will Always Be a Librarian in My Heart

[okroginator]

I have an anecdote from my first summer working at the library

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[redbrunja]

They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, "Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly..."

/screams

[okroginator]

Okay, now I will be able to stand looking at her even less.

[the_sun_is_up]

That... is such a surreal conversation you had with that lady. "Because it was evil"? Oh, well that totally explains it! Because books are sentient things with a concept of ethics, and it's totally natural to burn them and then talk about it casually like you're some... kind of... pyromaniac. WHAT.

I would never burn a book. Not even TWILIGHT for fuck's sake. Not even Mein Kampf or God Is Not Great or Dianetics or even the Oresteia, which is the only book I've ever considered burning. (Instead I just threw it at the wall.) Because... because... they're books for fuck's sake, they're sacred! D:

[okroginator]

It was possibly the most surreal, disturbing conversation I have ever had.

[okroginator]

/cries with you

We will go read books instead o9

[okroginator]

I just don't understand when people decided that it was acceptable to just...hate.

[ironyaficionado]

THEY ARE NOT FOR EATING. -Orc, concerning hobbits

How would I have known that if books weren't for burning?

Also, that lady can go fall down some stairs. Books are fucking tasty, including King books.

[okroginator]

Also, that lady can go fall down some stairs.

/BODYSTAIRS

[ironyaficionado]

PFFFT