fml

Feb 11, 2010 16:31

Dear Roommate,

Febreze is not an air freshener. It is a fabric cleaning chemical. Please do not spray it into the air. It does not make the air smell nice. It makes my mouth taste bad, and occasionally, it makes me feel dizzy.

And then you open the window and let the cold air in. Dear roommate. Go to hell.

Love,
me.

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the_sun_is_up February 11 2010, 22:36:35 UTC
bb, why don't you just talk to her?

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hungrytiger11 February 12 2010, 02:21:00 UTC
I think you mentioned once that your roommate is not a native English speaker, and in fact is not uber proficient in the language. It could be that she might not realize it is just for fabrics. I think the name of the product is a bit deceptive/vague. Let her know that the fabreeze makes you dizzy and/or isn't meant for the air and suggest splitting the cost of an air freshener maybe?

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