toilet paper man
Toilet Paper Man
Lyrics: Ide Kouji & N. Mappy
Romaji:
Just A Breakin' on, Busta Beats YO!
Rock Da House, Pop Around & Round
Yeah Cut The Rhyme, Masta Mic,
So Come Along With Us,
We're Japanese!
Just A Breakin' on, Busta Beats YO!
Rock Da House, Pop Around & Round Say
Peace, World, Hope, Tough, And Love
TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET PAPER MAN
ore mo yatsu mo minna ni kitto motto aisaretai
kibare yo buchimake mada nagarenai ze
mizu kusee na issho ni motto sukkiri shiyou ze
mawase shin dake ni naru made
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Yo! toire ni itten ja nee yo
Yo! yo wa osaki ni sumasete okanai to
Yo! ima ittemo naranden yo kitto yo
Yo! oshiri wa chanto fuitenai to tsuichatten zo
Wo Wo utatten no ni zorozoro tatsun janee yo
Wo Wo kami ga nakute asetten janee yo
Wo Wo ore datte ganbatten be
toppee koto itteneede tonikaku hayaku modottekoi!
danshi toire no oyakozure
hikikomottenaide sassato sumashite Get Out
joshi toire no shingo fan
morashichatte komatchatte isoide pantsu age
tonikaku detekoi Let's Go!
ore mo yatsu mo deru taimingu hitasura warui
kibare yo buchimake sutoresu mo tobase
funbaru toki wa hara no zoko kara chikara wo irero
moero shin dake ni naru made
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Wo Wo ichiban kiitara niban mo kike yo
Wo Wo keibiin mo soto ni dasu na yo
Wo Wo akita~?
suppee koto ittenee de tonikaku kono kyoku kiiteiro!
danshi toire no oyakozure
tsuide ni ippuku shinaide sassa to Get Out
joshi toire no tsuyoshi fan
kessho nanka naoshitenaide isoide pantsu age
tonikaku detekoi Let's Go!
ore mo yatsu mo minna ni kitto motto aisaretai
kibare yo buchimake mada nagarenai ze
mizu kusee na issho ni motto sukkiri shiyou
mawase shin dake ni naru made
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Oh Please mou sukoshi soba ni ite hoshii
Oh Please, shinpai nai yo
dakedo gaman dekinai no nara
soko de fuke
ore mo yatsu mo deru taimingu hitasura warui
kibare yo buchimake sutoresu mo tobase
funbaru toki wa hara no zoko kara chikara wo irero
moero shin dake ni naru made
ore mo yatsu mo aisaretai
kibare yo buchimake mada nagarenai ze
mizu kusee na moreteru zo
mawase shin dake ni naru made
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Translation:
Just A Breakin' on, Busta Beats YO!
Rock Da House, Pop Around & Round
Yeah Cut The Rhyme, Masta Mic,
So Come Along With Us,
We're Japanese!
Just A Breakin' on, Busta Beats YO!
Rock Da House, Pop Around & Round Say
Peace, World, Hope, Tough, And Love
TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET PAPER MAN
I want it, he wants it, surely to be loved more by everyone
Strain yourself, throw it all out, can't flush it away yet
Don't be so distant, let's relieve ourselves even more together
Spin it 'til there's nothin' but the core left
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Yo! What the hell are you goin' to the toilet for
Yo! Gotta take care of your business beforehand
Yo! Even if you go now, it's gonna be a long line
Yo! Gotta wipe your bottom properly or it'll stick to you
Wo Wo Don't be standin' up when I'm singin' here
Wo Wo Don't be in a rush when there ain't no TP
Wo Wo I'm doin' my best all on my own
Don't be bitchin', just hurry the hell back!
Bringin' your kid into the men's toilet
Don't shut yourself in there, get it done quickly and Get Out
The Shingo fan in the girl's toilet
Embarrassed 'cause you pissed yourself, pull your panties up already
and get the hell back out here Let's Go!
Him and I both, we always come out at the worst timing
Strain yourself, throw it all out, blow off all your stress, too
When you gotta be firm, brace with all your strength from the bottom of your guts
Let's burn 'til there's nothin' but the core left
Wo Wo If you'll listen to number one, listen to number two
Wo Wo Security, don't be letting them outside
Wo Wo Had enough~?
Don't be whinin', just hurry up and listen to this song!
Bringin' your kid into the men's toilet
Don't be lightin' up while you're at it, hurry up and Get Out
The Tsuyoshi fan in the girl's toilet
Don't be fixin' up your makeup, pull your panties up already
and get the hell back out here Let's Go!
I want it, he wants it, surely to be loved more by everyone
Strain yourself, throw it all out, can't flush it away yet
Don't be so distant, let's relieve ourselves even more together
Spin it 'til there's nothin' but the core left
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Oh Please, I want to be by your side just a little longer
Oh Please, no need to worry
But if you just can't stand it any more
Wipe yourself there
Him and I both, we always come out at the worst timing
Strain yourself, throw it all out, blow off all your stress, too
When you gotta be firm, brace with all your strength from the bottom of your guts
Let's burn 'til there's nothin' but the core left
I want it, he wants it, to be loved
Strain yourself, throw it all out, can't flush it away yet
Don't be so distant, you're pissin' yourself
Spin it 'til there's nothin' but the core left
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
With a bit of help from the performance on SMAPxSMAP, where one of the verses was translated into English. I don't think I would have thought to use this kind of language otherwise! And boy is it fun :)
Lyrics: Ide Kouji & N. Mappy
Romaji:
Just A Breakin' on, Busta Beats YO!
Rock Da House, Pop Around & Round
Yeah Cut The Rhyme, Masta Mic,
So Come Along With Us,
We're Japanese!
Just A Breakin' on, Busta Beats YO!
Rock Da House, Pop Around & Round Say
Peace, World, Hope, Tough, And Love
TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET PAPER MAN
ore mo yatsu mo minna ni kitto motto aisaretai
kibare yo buchimake mada nagarenai ze
mizu kusee na issho ni motto sukkiri shiyou ze
mawase shin dake ni naru made
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Yo! toire ni itten ja nee yo
Yo! yo wa osaki ni sumasete okanai to
Yo! ima ittemo naranden yo kitto yo
Yo! oshiri wa chanto fuitenai to tsuichatten zo
Wo Wo utatten no ni zorozoro tatsun janee yo
Wo Wo kami ga nakute asetten janee yo
Wo Wo ore datte ganbatten be
toppee koto itteneede tonikaku hayaku modottekoi!
danshi toire no oyakozure
hikikomottenaide sassato sumashite Get Out
joshi toire no shingo fan
morashichatte komatchatte isoide pantsu age
tonikaku detekoi Let's Go!
ore mo yatsu mo deru taimingu hitasura warui
kibare yo buchimake sutoresu mo tobase
funbaru toki wa hara no zoko kara chikara wo irero
moero shin dake ni naru made
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Wo Wo ichiban kiitara niban mo kike yo
Wo Wo keibiin mo soto ni dasu na yo
Wo Wo akita~?
suppee koto ittenee de tonikaku kono kyoku kiiteiro!
danshi toire no oyakozure
tsuide ni ippuku shinaide sassa to Get Out
joshi toire no tsuyoshi fan
kessho nanka naoshitenaide isoide pantsu age
tonikaku detekoi Let's Go!
ore mo yatsu mo minna ni kitto motto aisaretai
kibare yo buchimake mada nagarenai ze
mizu kusee na issho ni motto sukkiri shiyou
mawase shin dake ni naru made
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Oh Please mou sukoshi soba ni ite hoshii
Oh Please, shinpai nai yo
dakedo gaman dekinai no nara
soko de fuke
ore mo yatsu mo deru taimingu hitasura warui
kibare yo buchimake sutoresu mo tobase
funbaru toki wa hara no zoko kara chikara wo irero
moero shin dake ni naru made
ore mo yatsu mo aisaretai
kibare yo buchimake mada nagarenai ze
mizu kusee na moreteru zo
mawase shin dake ni naru made
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Translation:
Just A Breakin' on, Busta Beats YO!
Rock Da House, Pop Around & Round
Yeah Cut The Rhyme, Masta Mic,
So Come Along With Us,
We're Japanese!
Just A Breakin' on, Busta Beats YO!
Rock Da House, Pop Around & Round Say
Peace, World, Hope, Tough, And Love
TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET PAPER MAN
I want it, he wants it, surely to be loved more by everyone
Strain yourself, throw it all out, can't flush it away yet
Don't be so distant, let's relieve ourselves even more together
Spin it 'til there's nothin' but the core left
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Yo! What the hell are you goin' to the toilet for
Yo! Gotta take care of your business beforehand
Yo! Even if you go now, it's gonna be a long line
Yo! Gotta wipe your bottom properly or it'll stick to you
Wo Wo Don't be standin' up when I'm singin' here
Wo Wo Don't be in a rush when there ain't no TP
Wo Wo I'm doin' my best all on my own
Don't be bitchin', just hurry the hell back!
Bringin' your kid into the men's toilet
Don't shut yourself in there, get it done quickly and Get Out
The Shingo fan in the girl's toilet
Embarrassed 'cause you pissed yourself, pull your panties up already
and get the hell back out here Let's Go!
Him and I both, we always come out at the worst timing
Strain yourself, throw it all out, blow off all your stress, too
When you gotta be firm, brace with all your strength from the bottom of your guts
Let's burn 'til there's nothin' but the core left
Wo Wo If you'll listen to number one, listen to number two
Wo Wo Security, don't be letting them outside
Wo Wo Had enough~?
Don't be whinin', just hurry up and listen to this song!
Bringin' your kid into the men's toilet
Don't be lightin' up while you're at it, hurry up and Get Out
The Tsuyoshi fan in the girl's toilet
Don't be fixin' up your makeup, pull your panties up already
and get the hell back out here Let's Go!
I want it, he wants it, surely to be loved more by everyone
Strain yourself, throw it all out, can't flush it away yet
Don't be so distant, let's relieve ourselves even more together
Spin it 'til there's nothin' but the core left
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Oh Please, I want to be by your side just a little longer
Oh Please, no need to worry
But if you just can't stand it any more
Wipe yourself there
Him and I both, we always come out at the worst timing
Strain yourself, throw it all out, blow off all your stress, too
When you gotta be firm, brace with all your strength from the bottom of your guts
Let's burn 'til there's nothin' but the core left
I want it, he wants it, to be loved
Strain yourself, throw it all out, can't flush it away yet
Don't be so distant, you're pissin' yourself
Spin it 'til there's nothin' but the core left
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
Toilet Paper Man! Yeah!
With a bit of help from the performance on SMAPxSMAP, where one of the verses was translated into English. I don't think I would have thought to use this kind of language otherwise! And boy is it fun :)