Hi, I quit Live Journal, I unquit as of now, so once again Patrick W. Roach presents:

BULLET POINT SUMMERY OF A

CHUNK OF MY LIFE

That I was much to lazy to update for:

1. Summer: I went to Achill Island, Ireland to learn my trade while there I...

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So i seem to have severly injured one of my organs
can you guess which one!!
One hint, I had to fly my frined Shannon, docotor to the south of the US border drug lords, in from Guam to check it out.

Ok gang had a good couple of weeks, the summer time is the right time for Patrick W roach. Fot to hang out with my cowboy friend Hollywood, we went out shootin hombres that gave us trouble at the local all night eatery. Also saw the union of ION and the similarly omnicent and delightful No longer Miss Ashely. IMPORTANT COMPLETELY REAL NOTE: Saw ( Read more... )

Turns out the green ghost was nothign more than a hoax made using a green costume covered in phosporecent paint, as well as projectors set up all over campus. It seems a certain janitor, Old man Fincklemier was trying to corner the worlds supply of diplomaas by scaring off OSU graduate s and then buying the diplomas cheap from OSU. Thank goodness ( Read more... )

In like 9 hours ill be on my way to graduation, im a little scared, not because of the ceremony or anything, but ive been getting woerd messages stuck to my door with daggers that warn me away from graduating. getting messages with a dagger is noithing new to me but these unerve me for some reason, i think they might be connected with the spooky ( Read more... )

Well gang just saying hi, and informing you that oddly enough I do work ina place for woody allen lookalike MS patients, it is the wierdest bar ever its called Sung Yis Wheelchair, i guess i should have guessed from the name. Its a pretty easy job thought it did make me feel bad to throw soem of those guys out, but at the same time it made me feel ( Read more... )

We have now proven that the mysteriou sna engimatic Mathew is my only reader. Thnak you for your patronage. Ok the answer too the mysterious job puzzle is... Bouncer, thats right I will be working secruity, the door, bruiser post, at a bar on high. It had better be a bar for woody Allen lookalikes with muscular distrophy or else Im gonna get my ( Read more... )

So to prove once and for all no one reads this, I am doing a quick contest, io recently have had two interviewsfor jobs, well one is tomorrow but thats not the point the point is I got hired from one on monday, and it is gonna be an awesoooome job, but WHAT IS IT??? you tell me guess my friendly frineds guess, Also if you somehow found out what the ( Read more... )

Im a bored young man, there are no villans to vanquish, all my homework has taken care of itself, and the library is slowy running out of books. If some social situation doesnt present itself soon Ill might start eating, which is bad cause I cant afford to eat for the next three days, dont worry its all a part of my new low spending scheme.