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[ohyesplease_]

Google satellite maps are the FUCKING scariest thing I have ever seen. Hey you want to stalk me? You can do it over the internet with live footage. WHAT THE FUCK?
Oh yeah, I could eat a hamburger everyday for the rest of my life and not have enough hamburgers.
We roll deep.

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[adios_asshole]

these are the only kinds of movies i like to watch. they have to involve:
drugs
mafia
conspiracy
assasins
good guns
fast cars

NO, i repete NO
love
happy endings
hugs
tears
talking animals
bill cosby

[adios_asshole]

oh, and the scariest thing ever?

yea. matching xoxo jeans.
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[ohyesplease_]

There are some things I will never forget.
A. that fucking Minnesota tshirt
B. that time you fucking locked my glovebox shut and I had to pry it open with a screw driver
C. the time we got Jersey AIDS snow in our eyes
D. the time you smoked an ear cone
E. the time you ate birdseed in NYC
F. the day I broke my knee when you headbutted me off the bed
G. my first semester of college, when I made you buy my math book
H. your Mom running a redlight the day we found coca cola in the parking lot.
I REMEMBER EVERYTHING. SHEESH. BA-BAM!

[adios_asshole]

ok here are some things that i will never forget

[adios_asshole]

oh yea and when you worked at scoopers and you begged me and begged me and begged me to come and visit you, and i said "no i dont want to" and you begged me some more and i said "ihave a bad idea about driving tonight" and you begged me and PUT OUR FRIENDSHIP ON THE LINE.. so i came. and guess what thats when i got into a car accident. you are the reason i totalled that car. my beautiful oldsmobile. my baby, all four weels. driving was never the same after that, you scarred me for life. my beautiful sexxxy classy oldsmobile