"No one can earn a million dollars honestly." - William Jennings Bryan ( Read more... )

"A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself." - Henry Morgan ( Read more... )

"Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons." - R. Buckminster Fuller

Fact of the Day: Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.

( Memegens and Maybe a Quiz Here and There )

"Consider man, who may well become extinct because he forgot how to walk and learned how to fly before he thinked." - Ogden Nash ( Read more... )

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him." - Mark Twain ( Read more... )

"The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization." - Ralph Waldo Emerson ( Read more... )

“America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.” - Arnold Toynbee

1) Pick a song that you love that you want me to forever associate with you.
2) Upload it on yousendit.com (send to ohsweetoleander@gmail.com)
3) Post this in your journal so you can make a mix that reminds you of the ( Read more... )

“Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.” - Mark Twain

( Fill Out Thing )

"Pacifism is objectively pro-fascist. This is elementary common sense. If you hamper the war effort of one side, you automatically help out that of the other. Nor is there any real way of remaining outside suc a war as the present one. In practice, 'he that is not with us, is against us'." - George Orwell ( Read more... )

“Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.” - Adrienne E. Gusoff

( Random Shit I Found On Internet (I DO NOT TAKE CREDIT!) )