The Parvenu Legacy: 9.2
Previously: Previous things happened. The oldest boys, Xander and Whistler, had ladies and moved out. Vermont and Loretta continued to see one another. Virgil fell in love with Ellis Kalos and wanted to marry her despite Vermont and her interference.
Virgil: "Well dear Sister, Mother has informed me that I must invite you to my wedding or else, so I am now extending that invitation to you."
Vermont: "My dear twin, whyever would you not want me present at your most special day and when is this party"
Virgil: "It's in about 2 hours and you shouldn't even have to ask why I don't want you there so please, my feelings won't be hurt if you decide you don't want to come."
Yara: "You don't have to go through with this son if you don't want to. You know this girl is a Kalos and you know what that name means to you Grandmother."
Virgil: "I didn't invite you to berate my future bride Mother."
Yara: "You invited me because you knew if you didn't I'd have you killed, correct?"
Virgil: "You know me so well."
After an hour or so, the bride was no where to be found. Virgil was starting to get a little worried Ellis was standing him up. Naturally, Vermont did not help his nerves in the slightest.
Vermont: "Hey Virgil! Is that Ellis I see in the arms of another man on your wedding day??"
Virgil: "What?! No!"
Ellis finally arrived about 5 hours late.
Ellis: "So sorry I'm late! I just can't apologize enough to you Virgil."
Virgil: "Well you could at least tell me where you were.. I mean, I can see your house from here."
Ellis: "You know how bad our public transportation is here. If you can get there by foot in less than 10 minutes, that automatically means by taxi or subway a minimum of four hours. We even drove by your house! Can you believe it?"
Virgil: "It sounds rather absurd, but I will believe you because I love you."
Vermont: "Isn't this just so heartwarming? They even skipped the part about voicing objections."
Yara: "Aren't weddings just sickeningly sweet? Speaking of marriage, where is your wife Xander?"
Xander: "Mom, let's not talk about that subject."
As it turns out, story progression has decided that Juanita was not just satisfied with every man in town, she had an affair with Susanna (Xander's wife) and a child was born of this affair. Xander promptly divorced Susanna. He could handle an affair, but an affair with Juanita? Hell no.
This news got Yara very excited. She hid it well usually, but she loved misfortune.
Yara: "Ohohoho, I take back everything I ever said about Susanna. She is a delightful individual! I get grandchildren AND no daughter-in-law. What could be more perfect?"
Where was Lyle during all this? His inner-loner caused him to sneak away when no one was watching so he could come home and enjoy being by himself.
Lyle: "I'm all alone~~ All by myself~~! There is no one here besiiiiiiide me~~~!"
When it came time to consummate the marriage, Jack had different ideas.
Ellis: "What!! I can't get into bed with a ghost there!"
Virgil: "Ha ha ha! Look at that crushed look on your face dear, too funny!"
Ellis: "That means no woohoo for you, you dummy!"
Virgil: "Holy Lyle, GRANDPA MOVE NOW PLEASE!"
Lyle and Yara wanted their daily woohoo too (Seriously, they want to do it ALL the time) but for some reason they wanted to do it in the guest double bed instead of their own.
Yara: "I can't believe my father is preventing my fun time. If he wasn't dead, I'd surely kill him."
Vermont: "Hey guys, don't mind me. I'm just going to pretend to use this bathroom so I can laugh at all your misery. Carry on, carry on!"
Since he wasn't getting any, Virgil decided to play some World of Warcraft to justify still being a virgin. Jack woke up and had other ideas.
Virgil: "Bloody hell Grandpa, what did I do to piss you off? This is really scary so can we stop now?"
Jack: "Step away from Cataclysm boy. Come back to the desire for women, not pixels!"
Virgil: "Okay okay, all right, sheesh. Just because I play online games doesn't mean I don't love women."
Rue was still around stealing beds in traditional Parvenu ghost fashion.
The butler was gone forever so it was back to maids. I'm not sure what it takes to not get a fanboy for hired help, but Yara at least humors him.
Yara: "Now this is the first and the last autograph, okay?"
Maid: "What if I bring my baby? Will you sign him?"
Yara: "No I will not sign your baby, but I will take his candy."
Vermont developed the star-quality trait when she aged up, so it was goodbye politics and hello show business for her.
Vermont: "Hello small people, I am here for my job."
Vermont and Loretta were going to head to the local gay club. Since Loretta lives in the city, Vermont was going to pick her up. The elevator had different ideas.
Vermont: "Help anyone?"
Loretta: "Vermont is that you?? How long have you been there? I called your cell and you didn't answer so I was about to go to your house because I was worried about you!"
Vermont: "Loretta?? It's been about an hour now. My cell won't pick up. Can you call for help?"
One /resetsim later, Vermont was back at her house and it was now too late for her date since she started work bright and early the next morning.
Vermont: "I will find out the makers of that elevator and I will see that they are promptly sued for everything they have. I hate this city."
The time had finally come for Lyle to meet old age. He had married, had a band, had children, and had more ghost-caused fainting spells than any sim in the history of the sim world.
Lyle: "Ick what is this? How can a rock star have wrinkles? The horror."
Lyle: "Jack is that you? What happened to your hair?"
Jack: "Oh not much. Cadence caught me wooing my lady harem and she put Nair in my shampoo."
Lyle: "Oh ouch, that
Jack: "Just my pride, just my pride."
The pregnant Juanita decided to party crash.
Whistler: "Pardon me Juanita for asking, but why exactly are you here? My sources tell me, oh and they are never wrong by the way, that you are currently pregnant with the child of an affair which resulted in destroying the marriage of my eldest brother. By that logic, I see no reason why you are in our family home and I will be seeing you to the door."
Juanita: "Ohhh Mister Bookwork is so so scary! This party was lame anyways."
Apparently it wasn't so lame as Whistler's wife, Joni, somehow found herself dancing on the kitchen counter top shaking her everything.
Ellis and Virgil were still living at the legacy home at least until she had the baby. Yara was enjoying the easy target.
Yara: (I bet Vermont money I could scare her into labor. Here goes nothing!)
Yara: "Oh my Ellis! I think your water just broke!"
Ellis: "It couldn't have! I didn't feel a thing! Or did I!? ...Oh it's just you Mom. I should have known."
Yara: "That actually took you longer to figure out than I expected."
Ellis: "Note to self: Tell Virgil we are moving as soon as the baby is born even if it forces us into poverty."
Finally we have someone enjoying the much thought about swimming pool.
Loretta: "I've been thinking a lot lately..."
Vermont: "About the pool?"
Loretta: "Well yeah about that too, but no about us... Let's get out for a minute. This is really important."
Loretta: "Vermont Parvenu, will you move to Vermont Sunset Valley with me and marry me, since same-sex marriage is not recognized here?"
Vermont: "Yes I will! I've had it about up to here with this city and I also will forgive your bad pun."
The paparazzi decided they just had to ruin this lovely moment.
Paparazzi: "This is going to be the biggest scoop of the century! Not only does the one and only Vermont Parvenu bat for the other team, but she is marring a commoner! I'm set for life!"
Vermont: "We have a wedding to play, but first I need to have a little talk with our friend."
Vermont: "What the HELL is your problem? Do you not have any sense of privacy whatsoever? I hope you know that you are trespassing on private property and that, my friend, is a crime punishable by law? I will be calling the police on your ass so you better start running if you don't want to get caught."
Paparazzi: "Ah .. but.. I'm just trying to feed my wife and kids .."
Vermont: "Yeah and I am just trying to have a WIFE and KIDS too sucker. I don't come to your house and ruin your private moments so you better leave before I don't call the cops and I just tell my Mother because she is FAR more scary than any cop could be."
Vermont: "What the hell do you mean stalking is not a crime? I don't know where you went to the police academy but I'm pretty sure you madam are an idiot. This is private owned property with no trespassing signs clearly posted and he was in my backyard filming me and my fiancee! "
Cop: :"No burglary, no crime. I don't make the rules ma'am, I just follow them."
Vermont: "What the hell do you guys get paid for? Drinking coffee and riding around in a cop car picking up curfew breaking kids who aren't doing anything wrong?"
Cop: "That's my job, ma'am."
Vermont: "I am so ready to leave this city for good."
Finally it came time for the baby to be born. Both Ellis and Virgil kept very level heads.
They had a girl by the name of Briony. Lyle hovers dangerously close to the edge of the swimming pool all for the sake of cake.
Lyle: "I'm Lyle. I can even walk on water."
The Parvenu hair has been exceptionally potent these days. Briony was adorable, and as promised, Ellis and Virgil moved into their own place.
Yara: "Why are you sitting at my kitchen table in your undergarments?"
Loretta: "I've been living here for 2 days and you just now notice?"
Yara: "Must have just slipped my mind."
Yara: "You better not be with my daughter just for money. I expect more for her than that."
Loretta: "I don't know what kind of girl you think I am, but your words wound me."
Vermont: "So daddy, about the wedding.."
Lyle: "Oh honey, don't get married to that girl you are seeing. I don't want to have to hear it from your Mother."
Vermont: "I don't know why neither of you can just be happy for me. I want to be with Loretta. What is so wrong with that?"
Lyle: "I am happy for you baby, but please, just don't tell your mother, okay?"
Vermont: "Thanks daddy I love you! You are the best!"
Lyle: "They grow up so fast. *tears*"
Since they were planning on moving to Sunset Valley, why not have the wedding there as well? Vermont couldn't hide from her fans even in a new location.
Xander: "Is that really appropriate for your wedding Sis?"
Xander: "I don't know why I didn't realize it sooner, but Whistler is such a dweeb. And I'm not just saying it to be mean"
Vermont: "Can you believe he is making hot dogs in a white tux with tails?"
Xander: "Is it sad that yes, yes I could."
It's hard to find a more enthused wedding crowd. The one intruding Vermont fan was happy though.
Aimi: "I JUST HATE HAPPINESS."
Aimi: "I think I yelled so much I might have had a light heart attack."
No matter the lack of crowd involvement, Vermont was officially the happiest sim I have ever married off so any doubts about Loretta as a proper partner vanished.
Vermont: "I'm so so so married! Not even the tabloids can ruin this moment for me. Or my Father who is so obviously bored."
Lyle: "Sorry babydoll, I'm not going to even fake it for your benefit. It's this old man's bedtime."
Yara must have come to some type of acceptance of her daughter's marriage as she forgot her own birthday.
Yara: "This last birthday stage just isn't worth remembering, you know?"
A whole crew of Parvenu women were there to cheer and sneer.
Yara: "Not so bad, not so bad!"
Everyone left the party leaving the newlyweds to do all the cleanup.
Loretta: "You are going to me mine forever Ms. Vermont Parvenu."
Vermont: "And you will be mine forever Ms. Loretta Parvenu!"
Yara: "Oh wipe that silly look off your face girl. It's just marriage."
She is SO cute.
Vermont: "So are you ready to move officially?"
Loretta: "As ready as ever!"
Vermont: "Everyone else is coming too, I hope that is okay. I also have a surprise for my family founder, Zabby!"
Thus in a cloud of her own stench, Vermont packed everyone up to Sunset Valley. This may or may not have been because the Bridgeport save was having some game clock issues at stopping every day at 4:49 am and would not resume until you exited and restarted.
Surprise surprise! Even after all these years Zabby's house she lived in with Gage is still standing. The interior and exterior have been remodeled. I am sure Zabby will disprove once she finds out someone disagreed with her interior design. The valley itself had grown into a small city with a nightlife.
Of course, they brought all the urns of the past heirs when they moved. Zabby got the sport of honor on the shelf inside.
Vermont: "This is for you Zab. I hope you love your surprise when you finally come out at night."
She wasn't getting any younger and babies don't get made to two lesbians without any work, so it was time to set her master plan in motion.
Vermont: "Virgil? Hey, it's Vermont. Your twin sister. Can you meet me at the hospital? Mom had a heart-attack when she realized Loretta was moving in. Yeah, she is in critical condition. I'll meet you there!"
We interrupt this potential family tragedy (or is it...?) with Loretta showing off her new tattoo and being in love with being in love. She wants to be an astronaut, so she has taken to jogging around the town. It's so much easier than in the big city.
Vermont: "Thanks for getting here so fast. That must have been one fast babysitter. How is my little niece doing?"
Virgil: "Yeah, Briony is doing great. She is talking now a mile a minute and nothing you can do will slow her down. Where is Mom?"
Vermont: "Down the hall, second door on the right. The nurses are expecting you."
Virgil: "Wait, what are you doing to me? You can't touch that! This is illegal!"
Nurse: "Now sir, if you will just cooperate this will all be over soon. It's okay to be nervous, most men actually are when they donate."
Virgil: "Donate? Donate like hell! This is rape! Rape of a male! You can bet there will be a lawsuit heading your way!"
Nurse: "With all do respect sir, this is Zabby Parvenu memorial hospital. Your family owns this along with most of the town. You won't get very far with that court action, so please, this will be easier if you do this on your own."
*** 15 Minutes Later ***
Vermont: "I'm sorry about luring you here under false pretenses my dear brother. It was just ... an awkward thing to ask you to do for me."
Virgil: "Do you mind explaining to me first why I was violated and second why the nurse demanded to keep my shirt."
Vermont: "Well... I want to have a family with Loretta and you are as close to me genetically as you can get, but you have all the proper man parts that I lack. I know I should have asked, but I just couldn't. This also seemed more evil, so I think Mom will be happy. It was easier to violate you than to ask for permission. Was the nurse Becky? She is such a fan of Mom and Dad's old band, she likes to collect Lyle memorabilia.
Virgil: "So you want me to be sperm-doner to your future children who are to be raised by two mothers?"
Vermont: "Well, you are now, it is kind of after the fact. It's just, I love you my dear brother. I trust you to do this for me, was I wrong?"
Virgil: "Okay! I will help you out just this once, okay? I have to run home. Ellis is working late tonight so I have to cook supper. Also, just throwing this out there, I'm never trusting a word you say again."
Vermont: (He isn't mad. Why isn't he mad? Have I got him this whipped over the course of our growing up together? I expected at least a bit more rage. Damn, how disappointing.) "Thanks Virgie!"
The last thing was Loretta. She went to the hospital while Vermont was still at work for the invitro.
Vermont: "I found your note. 'Brb, getting pregnant. Love, Loretta.' Very to the point baby! Did everything go okay? Were you scared? You should have waited for me!"
Loretta: "It all went smoothly. I didn't want you to be worried so I jogged there earlier today."
Loretta: "They said that I was very fertile and that there was a chance of multiples."
Vermont: "Like twins?"
Loretta: "Twins... or more, so they said. But it is pretty uncommon, so I wouldn't worry about it too much."
In no time, Loretta was feeling the full effects of pregnancy.
Loretta: "Okay, I lied. Boot camp totally didn't prepare me for this."
Lyle and Yara were still quite in love with a good helping of lust on the side. Since all the kids were grown,they could finally relax.
Lyle: "I think I like life better out here away from the downtown chaos. Why did we ever move there in the first place?"
Yara: "Lyle darling, we moved to make a future for you as a star."
Lyle: "Why did I want to be a star? I hate people and I am afraid of crowds and ghosts and fangirls or boys."
Yara: "I didn't question why you wanted what you did, I just accepted it and helped you reach your goals like a good wife."
Since the baby belly was about to rear its pudgy head, they decided to have one last woohoo as a childless couple.
Vermont: "I have a party to go to tonight and you are being so damn cute and it makes me want to not go and stay here in bed with you."
Loretta: "Mmm-hmm, sounds nice! How bout some now, some later?"
Vermont: "How did you know Now and Later were my favorite candy. <3"
The party, coincidentally, was a birthday party for Xander's two children with Susanna.
Vermont: "Xander, man, what are you doing here? What happened to your hair?"
Xander: "Well, it is my children's birthday party for one. I live here for two. And my hair? Well, I am not sure. One minute it was there, next minute it is gone."
I may or may not have removed some combined hair packages that I thought I wasn't using anymore. Har har, Xander proves me wrong about that. That might also be where Jack's hair went to. >.>;
Vermont: "Live HERE? But this is Susanna's house. She invited me. I thought you two got divorced??"
Xander: "Yeah about that... We did, but we kind of got back together.... a bit."
Vermont: "How? What? When? Why? Wow Xander, you get played and go back for more. You must love provided misery for Mom and I to chuckle about."
Here were Xander and Susanna's little devils, a boy and a girl. The names have escaped me. Sorry nameless babies.
The long awaited moment finally came. Zabby emerges!
Zabby: "There is something strangely familiar yet irritatingly different about this home..."
It only took one look at the view for Zabby to realize where she was. She was home.
Zabby: "Oh thank you family, thank you. You make me so happy I gave birth to six wonderful boys in this house. Mind you, if we could go back in history and make one of those a girl... Maybe Xerxes? That would be swimmingly fab!"
Zabby proceeded to check out the remodeling, and of course, disapprove.
Zabby: "This bathroom was the finest shade of green I had ever seen. Now it is all dreary. If Gage were here I would demand he fix it this minute!"
Zabby: "You there! Fruit of my loins. Evil as you may be, and not nearly as pampered as you should be, you are still from my blood. Is this your doing?"
Yara: "Thank you for recognizing my silent evil, but no, I had nothing to do with the decor. Vermont bought it fully furnished."
Zabby: "My foyer! What has happened to my foyer! Descendant! Fix this immediately!"
Yara: "Or you'll what? Try to hit me but pass right through because you have no form? Go crazy old lady. I don't care if you founded this family or not. I'm off to bed."
Zabby: "Why, how rude!"
The expecting couple were getting ready for baby by reading all the pregnancy books they could.
Vermont: "It says here that there is the possibility of ... ripping. Man oh man I am glad it is you and not me darling."
Loretta: "I appreciate your sentiments baby."
Vermont: "Let me take a listen! Hello baby? Can you hear me? I'm your other Mommy."
Vermont: "What was that? You want to scare your Mommy into labor? Well I'm not sure if she would like that... but maybe."
Loretta: "Verm, you know the baby didn't say that. Don't you dare scare me into labor."
Vermont: "BOO my darling! Come out baby come out!"
Loretta: "Not working this time, sorry Verm."
Vermont: "Damn."
Vermont: "Not to question you when you are pregnant and hormonal, but don't you think you might jar the baby out like that?"
Loretta: "Just because I am pregnant doesn't mean I should let my body go completely. Quite frankly, I think too many women use pregnancy as a means to eat whatever they want and to laze around while lavishing the attention."
Vermont: "There is actually a lot of truth in that."
Loretta: "I think it is going to be any day now. If I get much bigger I think I will explode. There has to be enough room in there for at least two babies."
Vermont: "Twins? You really think it's possible? That would be so great to have two for the pregnancy of one. I'm not sure if I can lure Virgil into anymore help."
Sure enough, later that night on the way to bed Loretta went into labor.
Loretta: "Holy hell this HURTS. VERM, IT'S TIME."
Verm was already pleasantly asleep.
Vermont: "Holy hell this hurts my butt, true pain is waking up from a peaceful slumber by your screaming wife."
Being famous by association, they decided on a home birth. Cute baby hatching face is cute.
Yep, four baby beds. You know what this means. Quints.
Vermont: "Wow, I guess Virgil was potent? Ha ha! ...oh hell, four babies. How will I live..?"
Thankfully there were four able-bodied adults in the house, and Lyle pretty much had no job since all he had to do was perform concerts from time to time.
I left them as babies for a while because I'm a sucker for punishment, but there was still time in the day for a couples battle in Foosball.
Yara: "Lyle Marx Parvenu you keep your eyes on the table and not on our daughter-in-law's chest, okay?"
Lyle: "Yes ma'am. I wasn't going to you know. I mean okay maybe a bit, but she asked for it dressing like that."
Loretta: "You pop our four babies and you can dress how you want Dad."
Loretta was determined to get back into shape, so she jogged to the gym. She jogs everywhere, for serious. But it turns out being married to a 5 star celebrity makes you a 4 star celebrity instantly? I guess only in the Sim world. Needless to say, she has adoring fans now.
Ami Parvenu: "HOLY MOTHER OF LYLE IT'S LORETTA. I can't believe four babies came out of that beautiful bod. Mmm, yeah I'd tap that."
Loretta: "Hey, aren't we related by marriage? That just makes this even more creepy. I should have stayed home, damn."
Birthday times! Are you all counting down until the last Parvenu birthday times too? In his old age, Lyle has decided he would rather cook than play guitar so he made sushi for the occasion.
Lyle: "Eat up everyone! I'll be offended if you don't."
Ellis: "I can't eat fish, I'm pregnant."
Lyle: "I didn't forget you my dear daughter, I made you some vegetarian sushi!
There will be enough cake to last a lifetime.
This happened after every.single.birthday. Cheering, baby becomes toddler, baby cries, everyone thinks about it. I was amused, but decided to spare everyone with the pictures so just imagine it.
This is our little first born. His name is Uriah and he loves his manly little overalls. I decided that since they weren't really twins in the usual sense, to give them different lettered names.
This is Trella. She is the only blonde of the bunch!
This is Raine.
And this special little guy is Sidney.
I will end on this note: Four toddlers, please just kill me now! XD
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Well that sure took forever. I've had the pictures for over a week now, but I really have no motivation at the moment. Having to move for the 197844380th time quite frankly pissed me off. I haven't even checked MS3B or been to LJ in a week! (Sorry to those of you who update a million times in the span of my logons. I'll catch up eventually, or else just be 4 gens behind always lol ^^;;) I'm going to finish this legacy though if it is the last thing I do, so don't worry. Eventually I'll get over my rage.
Story progression made a far more interesting life for Xander that I ever could have imagined. As you know he married Susanna and had two children. I am then notified that he divrced her followed almost immediately by her being announced the mother of a child... I check, and it was Juanita's. Xander then proceeds to date both of Juanita's sisters, a few elders, and a few more people, then goes back to Juanita, then back to Susanna which was where he was last I checked. I think Juanita really rubbed off on him!
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