The Parvenu Legacy: 7.4
Previously: Zero and Zahara became kids. Galahad was met with an unfortunate accident which lead to an early demise. Illinois, distraught over the loss of her only son, went around checking up on her other relatives. Cadence became pregnant with her fourth and only evil child, Yara.
Liberty: "Let's get one thing straight here stereo. You took my husband. I am having to restrain myself from taking you to Goodwill right this instant."
Everyone adores Yara.
Aimi: "Here is some milk for my most darling little half-sister in the world."
Yara: "Mine! Give now!"
Aimi got roped into taking the twins to the pool for the day but she quickly called her friend from school and asked him if he wanted to come too.
Aimi: "Vince! I'm so glad you could come. Babysitting is just so drab. By the way, you are single, right?"
Vince: "I guess."
Aimi: "So we can go out, right?"
Vince: "I guess."
Vince was a man of few words.
Zahara: "I guess that is her boyfriend. He could have at least brought her flowers. That's what they do in the movies."
Zero: "Girls want flowers? Wouldn't they much rather be serenaded with a song from the heart?"
Zahara: "Um, no."
Aimi: "Time to go kids. Don't you dare tell Mom about this or I will make you pay for this for the rest of your life, k?"
Zero: "Eep!"
Unlike the rest, Cadence has taken a particular interest in the upbringing of Yara. Any bets as to why?
Cadence: "Come to Mama my little evil manifestation of myself!"
Cadence: "Everytime I look at you I see evil my little devil."
Yara: "Yara good??"
Cadence: "No! Bad, very bad!"
Yara: "Bad is good?"
Cadence: "Yes, very good."
Yara: "Yara bad! Yara bad!"
Zero: "Sis, I was wondering what was the worst you possibly could do to me if I just so happened to let it slip about your little romantic endeavors at the pool."
Aimi: "Hmmm, well let's see...."
Aimi: "It certainly would be a shame if those pictures surfaced around school when Mom dressed you and Zahara both as girls. I can barely imagine what that would do to a growing young boys self-esteem at such a fragile time in his life. Ah~"
Zero: "Just checking. I certainly would never do such a thing."
It was a dual birthday for Jack and Cadence and we know that no birthday is complete without someone in their pajamas. Zero stepped up to that occasion.
They looked the same but older, so moving right along~
Aimi skipped the festivities and went over to cousin Jarron's home again. She still didn't particularly like him, but still wanted to go there all the time.
Jarron: "Why do you come over if you only ever want to do homework? Can't you do homework at, you know, home? We have a Wii. We could play that but nooooooo Ms. Homework."
Aimi: "Oh will you hush up Jarron. I am trying to think here. Your incessant noise is much easier to deal with than the noise at home."
These two still liked to play together.
Tamika: "Why are you walking like that?"
Zero: "I like to call this my lady strut. Everyone is certain to fall for me when they see this."
Tamika: "Are you sure you aren't walking very carefully just so you don't trip over your feet and land on your face?"
Zero: "Oh please. ...Don't tell anyone, okay??"
These kids all did their homework on their own too. I think it's in spite of their Mother who wants them to be bad so badly.
Tamika: "Hey Zero, I bet this is the face you make when you fall flat on your face, am I right!?"
Zero: "No actually, it isn't. But I will show you when I make that face. Hold on."
Zero: "When I'm drinking MY delicious juice that YOU can't have. HA!"
Tamika: "What is up with your room? What is with that dead plant? My room is pink and has canopy bed and more dolls than I can ever need!"
Zahara: "This is what life is like with an evil parent."
Tamika: "Are those chainsaws real??"
Zahara: "Yep."
She certainly doesn't act evil at all. Illi has been getting over the loss of her son by taking extra good care of her great-grand kids.
Kids, Cakes, Candles, Smiles. This can only mean one thing yadda yadda. I have run out of ways to transition into a birthday.
All I have to say is that when I opened him in the mirror my first thoughts were: OH MY LYLE XERXES HAS BEEN BORN AGAIN. So I had to give him the hair, but this time it has a better texture. XD
He is now neat, eccentric, clumsy, and a virtuoso.
It's so intense.
Zahara: "This is MAH HAPPY FACE."
Not bad. The jaw looks marginally better so all hope is not lost. She is now an insane, loner, schmoozer, kleptomaniac.
Zero: "Zahara, what are the odds you can introduce me to some of your ~girl~ friends if you know what I mean?"
Zahara: "Zero, Zero."
Zero: "Jeez, I wish you would stop with making my name a pun."
Zahara: "Come now! You know there is ZERO chance of that."
Zero: "...."
Cadence was still lurking about engaging in villainous deeds. Her victim of choice now that Eddie and Dempster had lives of their own was her Mom.
Cadence: "YOU WON'T SEE ME COMING!"
Zahara: "Mom is coming for you again Gram."
Liberty: "Yeah, I know."
Liberty: "Cadence love, I can clearly see you. This isn't sneaky at all."
Cadence: "Curses! How could she see through my stealth!"
Xerxes loved chess. Zero loves chess. Ahh!
Zahara must have forgot about Zero and his desire for female companionship because she brought her friend Tyra home one afternoon. If you are wondering, yes, Liberty did autonomously get that food from her.
Zero: "Have we met? I'm Zero, Zahara's younger brother. Everything she has said is a lie I assure you."
Tyra: "I didn't even know she had a brother."
Zero: "Oh snap!"
Zero: "I know I hardly know you, but I feel like we should get to know each other better before Zahara comes back."
Tyra: "I'm trying to watch TV, do you mind???"
Jack was a very concerned father.
Jack: "Who are you? Are you my daughter's friend? Are you dating my son?? Who are your parents and where do they work? What is your GPA? You aren't on drugs, are you?"
Liberty: "I seem to have ... run out of food.. by chance do you have some more sweetie?"
Zero: "GUYS! Just give her some room. She's a GUEST!"
Tyra: "I'm going HOME! You people are crazy in this house!"
Zahara had been upstairs looking after little Yara when she heard the commotion downstairs.
Zahara: "Zahara has to make a phone call sweetie. You be good now."
Yara: "Bad is good!"
Zahara: "Sure, sure. Just go ahead and believe those lies that Mom feeds to you."
Zahara: "Hey Jamila? It's Zahara. If you haven't left your house yet you better not. I think Tyra just stormed out of my house. Yeah? I think it's Zero's fault."
Zahara: "Yes Zero still here? Yeah, I guess he is. Why do you care? Wait, what? You have a crush on my brother?? Girl, we might not be friends after this."
Zero: "I don't know where I went wrong.. My world is so dark."
Zahara: "Come off it, there are tons of colors in the world. No one wants someone who sits around in a state of self-loathing all the time."
Zero: "Yeah, yeah, whatever."
Zahara: "Really you should get out more. What kind of man expects his big sister to introduce him to all his potential dates?"
Zero: "You know that ... that is wrong. That's not what I was trying to do! ...Okay, yeah, sure. You're right. I will change." *sigh*
Zahara: "Good!"
Zahara: "So glad you could make it Jamila!"
Zero: "Why Zahara, who is this lovely lady that you have yet to introduce me to?"
Zahara: "I thought you were changing?"
Zero: "Why do today what you can do tomorrow, right?"
Jamila: "Zah~ I have been dying to show you this. Watch! Disgusting, isn't it??"
Zahara: "I certainly hope you are cleaning that up off the floor!"
Zero: "Zero might be learning that looks are deceiving."
Jamila: "Isn't that, like, the coolest thing ever??"
Zahara: "I think I am going to vomit."
Jamila: "Ohmaigawd, Zero! Like, I have had the biggest crush on you since, like, forever!"
Zero: "Oh... well ... I appreciate your.. feelings. Maybe we can, uh, get to know each other better?"
Jamila: "Like, I have no problem giving a man what he needs. If ya know what I mean~"
Zero: "I think we might be able to be friends after all."
Aimi: "Sheesh Jack, you could have knocked! I hate you so much. Why couldn't Mom have stayed single!"
Jack: "If that is how you feel, then fine. I did knock but you didn't answer. Fix the faucet yourself then."
Aimi: "Are you serious?? I hate my life."
Zahara: "Zero, what in the hell is going on in here?! It sounds like someone is trying to drown a cat or something."
Zero: "♬ I just wanna stay with you in this moment forever, forever and ever, AND EVER, AND EVER ♬ Oh, hi! I'm practicing for my band. We're a Lyle cover group."
Zahara: "I'm pretty sure that isn't singing, and I'm also pretty sure that's Aerosmith and not Lyle."
Zero: "Touche."
Zahara: "It's touché you moron."
Zero: "Hi I'm Zahara and I'm a stickler for words and I am just jealous because my little brother found love before me so I am going to hate on his songs of love."
Zahara: "Go rot."
It was only a matter of time that Jack's flirty side would come out. I happened to catch this only because Cadence was taking Yara to her birthday cake when all of a sudden she gets angry and puts her on the floor and runs upstairs to yell at Jack.
Jack: "I will have to be honest with you. I really like it when they get saggy. Age is a beautiful thing, you know."
Illinois: "Sonny, you know I like women, don't you? My heart will always belong to Sinclair."
Cadence: "Yes honey, her heart always belongs to her WIFE. I wish I could say likewise for YOU. Please come with me to my sound-proof lair."
Jack: "Oh this can't be good for me."
Cadence: "Jack what the hell were you thinking! You were coming on to my Grandma!"
Jack: "You listen here! You have been so concerened with making our child your evil prodigy you might have forgotten that you have a husband who has needs of his own!"
Jack: "How do you think I feel? Coming on to an old lady in order to ease my loneliness? I am so embarrassed with myself."
Cadence: "You would have to be pretty desperate, I will agree with that. It's Yara's birthday so she isn't going to need her mother as much and I promise I'll pay attention to you more."
Drama aside, it's birthday times for Yara!
The jaw is still hiding. She developed the loser trait.
Yara: "Cake is so divine."
Yara: "Mom, stop taking pictures of me eating. I find it to be a bit disturbing."
Zero: "The bus is almost completely empty, and yet you have to sit right next to me?"
Zahara: "That guy over there is watching me! We have algebra together and he creeps me out. Why is he on this bus??"
Zahara: "Oh god he's coming after me! Shit Zero, hurry up! Get in and lock the door fast!"
Zahara: "Phew. That was a close one."
Zero: "That is seriously messed up."
Emanuel: "I know you are in there Zahara... I am waiting for you. I love you..."
Aimi: "Oh someone is at the door~ I'll just let them in!"
Zahara: "NO! Aw, hell."
Illinois: "It's not polite my dear to not let people in the house when you invite them over."
Zahara: "I didn't invite him! He just stood there staring at me through the window!"
Emanuel: "How rude! Listen to your Granny!"
Zahara: "Hi Emanuel ... Why are you at my house? You know you weren't invited, right?"
Emanuel: "I love you so much. I just want to be with you. I love everything about you."
Zahara: "You don't know anything about me. Look at this face. I make this face all the time. It's how I relax."
Emanuel: "Oh wow, what chance! I do that too, see!"
Zahara: "Oh wow, what a coincidence..." (Why me??)
Zahara: "I will tell you what. If you go home, I'll talk to you in class more and think about dating you, k?"
Emanuel: "I am leaving right this minute!"
Zahara: "If I had known this was that easy I would have done this ages ago."
Meanwhile, Yara was redecorating her room.
Yara: "Lyle Marx... Lyle Marx..."
Yara: "One day you will be mine sir."
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Aiming for heir poll next time!
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