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ohshiny_tomatos

beyondtherift ][ just the appropriate locks

Jul 01, 2011 13:54

I got some books today ( Read more... )

[rp], [verse] beyond the rift, [what] parker and inappropriate facts, [rp] entry, [what] parker and trying to be smarter

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wereall_addicts July 1 2011, 23:58:50 UTC

... The Kama Sutra? Who gave you that one?

ohshiny_tomatos July 2 2011, 01:47:33 UTC

No one gave it to me. I found it.

Sorta.

wereall_addicts July 2 2011, 14:27:40 UTC

Where did you find it, Parker?

ohshiny_tomatos July 2 2011, 14:55:56 UTC

Don't be mad at me.

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pplrunincircles July 2 2011, 01:38:55 UTC

What?

How do you hear someone when they don't use words?

I don't get it! D:

ohshiny_tomatos July 2 2011, 01:48:11 UTC

It's totally stupid right?!

Everyone always gets mad at me because I'm supposed to KNOW what people are saying when they don't say something. How am I supposed to know that?

pplrunincircles July 2 2011, 07:26:01 UTC

It's like so stupid. It makes no sense.

You're not supposed to, and no one can get mad at you for that. Like that's just not fair!

ohshiny_tomatos July 2 2011, 14:57:16 UTC

But maybe these books will help know what people want me to do and say, right? Even if I don't do it it'd be good to know these things.

thehighestwing July 2 2011, 05:08:37 UTC

I have totally read the Kama Sutra! Interesting read, am I right? :]

And you are totally right. It's dumb to expect others to hear something when you don't say it. We're not mind readers!

People are weird.

ohshiny_tomatos July 2 2011, 05:15:04 UTC

It's very interesting. These people are very bendy. I don't get why there has to be a book about it though, I think I can bend most of these ways.

I hate when people say something and I don't get what they mean and I say something else and they say PARKER.

People are very weird.

thehighestwing July 2 2011, 05:20:49 UTC

They are! You totally need a lot of flexibility to carry out many of these positions. I was in gymnastics when I was little, so I can bend most of these ways, too! :D

Pff. You should totally ignore them! If they mean something a certain way, they should be clear about it! Otherwise, you can't be blamed for the confusion.

It's true. So true.

ohshiny_tomatos July 2 2011, 05:38:26 UTC

Being bendy is fun! Except not this kind of fun. I mean maybe this kind of fun is fun, but I don't know. Usually I bend these ways with my clothes on.

Yeah, I can't be blamed. It's not my fault. They can be blamed.

TROLOLO~ and HTML fail. :| arrowblessed July 2 2011, 05:27:58 UTC

sooooooo

why are you reading a book about sex?

do you have a boyfriend?

<333333333 love it ohshiny_tomatos July 2 2011, 05:35:55 UTC

It's not about sex. It's Kama Sutra. It's about human sexual behavior and sexuality.

No I don't have a boyfriend. Do you?

arrowblessed July 2 2011, 05:40:45 UTC

"human sexual behavior"

"sexuality"

it's about sex.

and no, I don't have a boyfriend. I have friends who are boys! but none of them make me want to read the Kama Sutra.

ohshiny_tomatos July 2 2011, 05:50:00 UTC

But it's not like it porn or something. They're very important studies.

Do you have girls who are friends who make you want to read the Kama Sutra?

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moveuranus July 2 2011, 12:56:02 UTC

Yeah, the Karma Sutra will definitely be keeping you busy.

ohshiny_tomatos July 2 2011, 15:01:02 UTC

There's so much IN here.

moveuranus July 3 2011, 01:54:09 UTC

That's why it's so popular. It's got a variety of things in there.

But tell me more about this first book. It sounds much more interesting than the Karma Sutra.

ohshiny_tomatos July 4 2011, 02:44:18 UTC

It's kinda boring. It says people sometimes inflect to mean something else, and there are cues you can learn to pick up on that. Why can't they just say what they mean to say?

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