Recommen 2/21
Just read some reports from xq...well, the guest was indeed Masuda from NEWS, the only NEWS member I like (sorta).
But, he'd fallen into Yokoyama You the monster's claws, who is assisted by Murakami Shingo the sidekick. Poor kid, sounds like it turned out to be a night of torture for Massu (and hilarity to the listeners, haha if you're used to their pervy humor...).
It's been mentioned before by several NEWS members that massu's mom likes to listen to the radio when Massu's on. So they first ask massu to make sure that his mom is indeed listening to recommen that night, then the terrifying teasing begins.
(Y=Yoko, H=Hina, M=Massu)
Y: what's your mom's name?
M: Noriko.
Y: really?
M: yeah.
...
Y: Are Noriko's boobs big?
M: Hehehe...please don't say that
Y: I'm only asking this. this will be the only (bad) thing I'll ask
H: Yoko really wants to know, just tell him.
M: Not big.
Y: Then they're small.
M: Maybe. I haven't seen them.
Y: You're lying, Noriko's listening. Be a little more serious. Masuda has seen Noriko's boobs..
M: What if my dad's listening (to us) too?
H: Dad would know (how big they really are) the best.
M: really.
Y: What are you talking about?!
H: It's true! Dads should know.
Y: Does Noriko have big boobs?
M: No they're small.
Y: Ah I see. They're small.
M: I don't really know, I haven't seen them.
Y: What kind of bras does Noriko wear?
M: Ordinary ones probably.
Y: what's your older sister's name?
M: he he...
Y: Can't say it?
M: No...it's fine.
Y: Then go on.
M: Shoko.
YH: ah Shoko.
Y: Between Noriko and Shoko, who has bigger boobs?
M: Please don't do this.
H: You really are perverted.
Y: Well, then just tell us this, from Masuda's point of view, who has bigger boobs, Noriko or Shoko?
M: I've really never seen them...
YH: You should know even if you've never seen them.
H: More or less.
Y: How could you not have seen them?!
M: Um...my sister's two years older than me...It should be my sister right?
Y: Shoko? Shoko's are bigger?
M: I don't know.
Y: Do you know what you're saying? So Shoko's are bigger?
(skip)
Y: Do you like Noriko?
M: Yes.
Y: Then say "Noriko I like you."
M: I don't wanna!
H: "I don't wanna!" (imitating Massu) You're definitely an M. "I don't wanna!" (...)
Y: Once in a while you should show that you're thankful.
H: You have to do it. Plus this is live.
Y: say "I like you o!" "I love you o."
M: heh...I like you.
Y: say Noriko, and "I love you o <3"
M: Noriko I like you o <3. heh~hehe
Y: don't laugh. Be serious.
M: Noriko I like you <3.
Y: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA What are you saying?????? She's your mother!
Y: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA She's your mom, no?
M: Please someone, save me.
H: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So now you get a glimps of Yokoyama You's evilness...
Gotta go get some sleep or I'll drop dead.
Edit: Sorry, but I do not have the file to this recommen =x