Meet Your New Illuminati Queen: Poppy

[tito_makani]

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[costantinini]

i kinda like it

[lauren7653]

Me too!

[sethfanciesjake]

Um, I just googled her bio & got zero results. How old is she?
*Where'd she come from?

[kwikimart]

Seriously, where did she come from?! Even on her instagram gives no information What the hell is this?

[hoe_punzel]

im going through her tumblr and twitter and it's kinda scary like

Currently on the Internet
- that Poppy (@thatPoppy) August 6, 2015

she sounds like an android trying to imitate human speech

[kwikimart]

Spooky!
You know...this is lowkey the most legit creepy post ONTD

[kwikimart]

I've done nothing (today, so far) to deserve this visual and aural flop. What is this cod-reggae, soft Satanic mess?!

[nymphchild]

It's Poppy! Seriously, the fact that her only info is "I'm Poppy" is irritating.

[kwikimart]

So true!
This feels like a really weird and unnecessary marketing campaign. How did the OP find this? This is all sus but I'm gonna leave it to ONTD's detectives to figure it out, meanwhile I'm buying a thousand rosaries.

[burntbussy]

[bprorsum]

I didn't know lobotomies were still legal.

[nicolroco]

What lost No Doubt archive did she pull this out of?