Katie Holmes discusses life after divorce in what might arguably be the most boring interview ever

[ladyofmachinery]

PEOPLE Exclusive: Katie Holmes opens up about life after being married to Tom Cruise http://t.co/GvzyOy7QQF pic.twitter.com/EN3Y1VIhTK
- People magazine (@peoplemag) October 29, 2014

Sauce

I need some serious entertainment. I'm bored as fuck because I'm sick at home (103.1 fever? Fuck right off) and for the first time in like a year I'm reading

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[zeppelina]

By "materials," do you mean "bodily fluids"???

[milfordacademy]

I feel you OP. Sick at home today too, and such a slow gossip day

[ladyofmachinery]

Ugh the worst part is, I've used up my sick days this year. I'm epileptic and had a few seizures so I'm all out. My supervisor insisted I go home and when I said I had no more sick days she talked to the CEO and he approved it and told me to go. I'm still on edge though sitting here feeling uncomfortable I left.

[milfordacademy]

get well soon sis

[propera_parada]

I will never understand the use behind sick days. It's so evil.

[frejabehaerich]

thats a high fever op!

[ladyofmachinery]

I *assume* it's 103.1 according to google. I used celsius (and ofc instagrammed it lol as one does) http://instagram.com/p/uvmLDhmiJ-/?modal=true

[dtayl]

Can we talk about those nails though! Damn girl.

[ladyofmachinery]

Hah thanks :)

[ladyofmachinery]

Holy fuck I find her so fucking boring. I mean I was all YAY Katie during Marriage Impossible but she truly bores me to tears. Also….I expect some major judgment here. I’ve been on a total Cruise kick lately. I’ve always made it a point to NOT watch his movies because I LOATHE Scilons and what they do. I worked on MI4 and he was genuinely super nice and remembered everyone’s name etc etc but I still refused to see anything till my former co-worker and friend made me watch Edge of Tomorrow which I’ve been obsessed with (lol vehiclesshockme can totally vouch for this). Loved it so much I marathoned everything. tbh I do that with a lot of actors. I just got out of an Emily Blunt and Matt Damon kick. Anyway, can’t even hate. I still hate Scientology and everything they do with every molecule of my fucking existence though. SMH

lol also this was in related on fb. I’m dying. I’m delirious from the fever and this just keeps getting better. I feel like I’ve browsed the web so much today I may have entered the deep web at some point.

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[velshtein]

Lmao I hate scientology to death but adore Cruise as an actor. I mean I grew up loving him (because my mother is a big fan) so it's different for me, but I've always loved his acting so much. He's just really entertaining on screen.

[ladyofmachinery]

Ngl, the only movie I've seen was War of the Worlds and part of the first Mission Impossible when I was 11 when it came out. I just never had any interest. Have to say, enjoying the hell out of watching them now though.

[propera_parada]

I've only finished 1 movie of his in 1 sitting and that was Cocktail lmao. I've always hated his snaggly little ratface :/

[megalixer]

lol I'm sick too, I had a horrible racking cough + fever all weekend that I'm still recovering from and shit sucks, like, I was puking up phlegm because I was coughing so hard lol. Just turned in a paper today that was two days late and just sent my prof an extension request for another one that's supposed to be due tomorrow - like hell am I going to have it finished by then whether he grants me the extension or not tbh but I feel like I gotta at least try :P

[ladyofmachinery]

Oh my god, that's horrible :( TWO of my bff's are going through a break up (all happened in the last two days, both found out they were cheated on - ONE of them was cheated on on her 30th fucking bday) and they're in classes doing exams today. I honestly don't even know if I could find the strength today with my fever let alone a breakup.

I'm rambling holy fuck lol

[megalixer]

Nah, break-ups are the worst because you can def. email your professors and ask them for mercy if you're physically ill but unfortunately unless you happen to be super tight with them you can't exactly ask for an extension or a make-up test over boy problems, lol.

DW, I can't concentrate on anything either, lol, whatever I turned in was messy as fuq but it was at the point where I just needed to turn in SOMETHING haha