ONTD Hot 100 2012

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Because lbr, Maxim's Hot 100 kind of flopped.

NOTE: I tried to avoid douchebags, but I didn’t look too much into anyone so oop if I’ve dun goofed.

Also, alphabetized because I couldn’t be bothered to rank them/didn’t want the wank.

Finally: in order to truly objectify the male body, this post is hereby declared a PARTY POST in which you must all post (shirtless) pictures of incredibly hot guys-especially the ones I missed! ONTD, don’t fail me now…

1. Alfie Allen’s Lower Body


2. Alex O’Loughlin


3. Alexander Skarsgard


4. Barack Obama


POTUS needs to hit the gym…

5. Ben Barnes


6. Brad Pitt Ten Years Ago


7. Bradley Cooper


Tbh I have no idea who this guy is, I just hear his name a lot.

8. Bradley James


9. Chace Crawford


Lol @ this pic, but it’s cute.

10. Channing Tatum


Haters can gtfo. Bye.

11. Chris Egan


Single-handedly saved Letters to Juliet from being unwatchable. The accent helped.

12. Chris Evans


13. Chris Hemsworth


14. Christopher Gorham


15. Chord Overstreet


16. Clive Owen


17. Colin Farrell


Highly recommend In Bruges.

18. Colin Morgan


19. Cristiano Ronaldo


He plays sports or something, idk.

20. Daniel Craig


21. Daniel Dae Kim


Smh @ Hawaii Five-0 for not giving him any shirtless scenes.

22. Daniel Radcliffe


I tried to find a pic where he was overage, but I couldn’t tell with most of them so I think I wound up going too far in the other direction…

23. David Beckham


Do people still think he’s hot? No shade, legit curious.

24. Drew Van Acker


Even though the age difference is probably the same, I ship Jason/Aria… though lbr anything is better than Ezria.

25. Dwayne Johnson


26. Ed Westwick


We’re just going to pretend that Chuck Bass doesn’t exist.

27. Edward Norton


28. Eion Bailey


29. Eric Bana


30. Ewan McGregor


31. Gael García Bernal


32. Garrett Hedlund


Skeptics need to go see Country Strong.

33. George Clooney


34. Gerard Butler


35. Godfrey Gao


No idea who this guy is, but he keeps popping up on ONTD so I guess people like him.

36. Heath Ledger


RIP. =(

37. Hugh Jackman


38. Ian Harding


Let’s ignore any and all Ezria fail, mkay?

39. Ian Somerhalder


Lol @ the caption.

40. Idris Elba


41. Isaiah Mustafa


42. Jake Gyllenhaal


43. James McAvoy


44. Jamie Dornan


Was super pissed when they killed him off on Once Upon a Time… It was a warning sign that I should have paid attention to. =(

45. Jared Leto


46. Jared Padalecki


47. Jason Isaacs


I once said at gymnastics practice that Lucius Malfoy was a DILF, and this fourth-grader overheard me and told me I was weird. Oop.

48. Jensen Ackles


I remember back when I used to make LJ layouts, people would always ask me to make ones of him. I still have no idea who he is.

49. Jeremy Irons's Voice

Click to view

50. Jeremy Renner


51. Jesse Williams


No Finnick wank, please!

52. Joe Dempsie


53. Jonathan Rhys Meyers


Looks like a douchebag, is probably a douchebag, and yet… unf.

54. Joseph Gordon-Levitt


55. Josh Holloway


Might want to consider hitting the gym with the POTUS.

56. Josh Hutcherson


57. Julian Morris


58. Karl Urban


Éomer can do me any time.

59. Keegan Allen


60. Lee Pace


Can’t wait to see him as Thranduil.

61. Lenny Kravitz


62. Liam Hemsworth


63. Liam Neeson


64. Mark Ruffalo


65. Matt Bomer


66. Matt Damon


67. Michael Fassbender


68. Neil Jackson


What the hell happened to Sasha’s hair on “Make It or Break It” this season, I can’t even.

69. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau


70. Olympic Swimmers


AMURRKA

71. Orlando Bloom


Legolas fangirl 4 lyfe.

72. Patrick Dempsey


73. Paul Walker


Flawless actor/human being/boyfriend.

74. Pierce Brosnan


He will always be James Bond for me.

75. Prince Harry


76. Prince William


77. Richard Armitage


Do not see the attraction (he’s playing a dwarf, guys), but okay.

78. Richard Madden


79. Robert Downey, Jr.


Saw Iron Man yesterday and was underwhelmed. About to watch Iron Man 2… any better?

80. Ryan Gosling


Hey girl…

81. Sam Worthington (Sometimes)


Anyone who likes him or Keira Knightley should watch Last Night. Beautiful movie, very strong acting on his part.

82. Shemar Moore


I’ve never watched “Criminal Minds,” but he popped up when I Googled “hot male TV actors,” and he definitely fits the bill…

83. Sendhil Ramamurthy


Don’t like how they’ve been making him a douchebag on “Covert Affairs.” =/

84. Shia Labeouf


Hate his face, hate his name.

85. Skandar Keynes


Don’t even lie, watching people freak out over their sudden attraction to him was hilarious.

86. Sung Kang


I’m glad they ignored the fact that he died in the third Fast & Furious movie and brought him back for the fourth/fifth.

87. Taylor Lautner


88. These People


89. T.I.


90. Tom Felton


91. Tom Hardy


92. Tom Hiddleston


93. Tom Wlaschiha


94. Tommy Oliver


95. Tyrese Gibson


96. Usher


U got it bad…

97. Viggo Mortensen


98. Vin Diesel


99. William Levy


He’s a very good motivator to watch Spanish television and brush up on the language. ;)

100. Zac Efron


And none for Benedict Cumberbatch, bye.

Source: My general observations around ONTD (and, admittedly, some personal bias).