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[ethereal87]

Mary Olsen: Drug-Addled Anorexic or Fine Young Cannibal?

AUTHOR: Don Unger, Professional Writing, SUNY Cortland, USA

Star Magazine reported that on June 11, 2004, just two days before her 18th birthday, “Mary-Kate” Olsen was checked into Cirque Lodge, a rehabilitation clinic located in Utah, by her father, Dave Olsen. The Olsen Twins’ media

Comments

[deveraux]

wtf?

[lenchik]

That was my initial reaction

[ilikeandrewbird]

why is her name quoted throughout the article???

[shetheliving]

because it's trying to say that "mary kate" is not a real person. there is mary and a separate kate.

[mercurywingspan]

oh dear lord.

[thegoldenass]

Mary and Ashley knew what they had to do. They devoured their deformed sister Kate. They ate Kate!

That's when I stopped reading.

[miumiu49]

SAME HERE! hahahahhahaha

[bogie_bacall]

That line was pure genius.

[jasesaurus]

hahaha that's funny, me too. and that's when i started reading the comments instead.

[barat]

so "mary" and ashley ate kate? i'm confused.