Katie Holmes' iPod birth

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LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Tom Cruise has reportedly given pregnant fiancée Katie Holmes an MP3 player loaded with mellow music to help her stay silent during childbirth

Comments

[bunny_tsukino]

You know how to get her to do it silently? Knock her right out like they did back in the 50's. Then you just stick in the forcepts and pull like hell. Gonna try that Tom?

[asciident]

Scientologist women aren't permitted any drugs for the birth, either.

[bunny_tsukino]

Who needs drugs? Just hit her really hard over the head. She'll be out like a light.

... or they could just use vitamins to do it *eyeroll*

[asciident]

Oh you just know she's getting a big ol' pile of vitamins for this.

[lj711]

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with these people?!?! I'm one for acceptance of others and all that jazz, but Scientology?!? it's the biggest load of cult bullshit I have ever heard...I can't believe that a woman my own age would get caught up in a relationship with that cocksucker and completely change her life to follow his fucked up religion. As for the birthing "traditions"...I'm speechless. SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THIS CULT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

[tehyiya]

6 ft signs?! Jesus Christ

[ashtray_girlxx]

Is she blind? Or are they just doing this to patronize her? Stupid little man. Who the hell needs six foot signs?

[tehyiya]

Everytime i learn about it, my head spins

[imyourdaddynow]

You mean, "Xenu"

[mmilk]

i hope she farts really loud.

[pittydirl]

lol

[calamaeve]

Omg, that literally made me laugh out loud. Thank you!

[lilclerk]

That plus your icon made me lose it.

[cuteonekdh]

Is she going to be giving birth at a hospital or at home? I guarantee that it won't be complete silence if it is in a hospital. And if something goes wrong, it won't be silent. I guarantee it. And when is this supposed silence supposed to take place? Durring labor or durring pushing? God this is such a crock of shit.