Kelly Rowland Confirms Nicki Minaj On New Album

Jun 04, 2011 15:42

Kelly Rowland has spoken about her upcoming album Here I Am and her planned features for the record.

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violue June 4 2011, 23:30:30 UTC
a few minutes ago i finished this amaaaaaaazing white chocolate truffle bar that my mom brought me. i was like "i miss you already" ... then i saw a little broken piece on the clusterfuck that is my coffee table. without even pausing, i popped it in my mouth and bit down.

that's when i discovered that it was not white chocolate, but a piece of deodorant that came off my stick that i forgot about. i started drooling and spitting it out, and then my mouth immediately dried out completely and tasted awful. then i started gargling pepsi...then i told my mom and she started laughing impossibly loud and went into the other room saying "wow... wow. wow."

i can't believe i did that. maybe if i'd had my glasses on. maybe if i'd paused for more than a millisecond before putting it in my mouth. maybe if the coffee table wasn't such an astounding mess.

i guess i'll never know. but i've learned a lesson, and i hope you all will too, so that what just happened will never happen to anyone else.

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flowerssleeping June 4 2011, 23:31:54 UTC
LMAO

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skadisprotegee June 4 2011, 23:36:30 UTC
Best comment ever. I'm going to go clean my desk and dresser top now.

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iamjohnbeans June 4 2011, 23:42:25 UTC
lol, but good thing i don't like white chocolate tbh.

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secretly June 4 2011, 23:49:04 UTC
oop @ u

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trixx_r4_kidz June 5 2011, 02:13:59 UTC
lmao eww wth!!! ....why is their a piece of deodorant on your coffee table!? random!!! it's okay we've all tasted deodorant before. ngl i kinda liked the taste of it when i was younger lol

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violue June 5 2011, 02:19:25 UTC
as I recall, I was in a hurry yesterday to catch the bus, I was putting some on, and a bit broke off and fell into the "oh I'll take care of that later" file. :| SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PROCRASTINATE?

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fwee_prower June 5 2011, 02:32:38 UTC

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violue June 5 2011, 02:37:20 UTC
You only wish you were this cool!

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seishin June 5 2011, 03:29:33 UTC
I got deodorant in my eye once. IT STUNG LIKE A MOFO.

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