BB FINE DOES A PHOTOSHOOT, RECLAIMS TITLE OF KING OF MY VAGINA.
AKA SCANS OF BB'S GQ ~COVER STORY~ PICTURES. OH, HE ALSO SAYS WORDS, BUT I'M TOTALLY ONLY USING HIM FOR HIS BODY SO YOU HAVE TO READ THOSE ON YOUR OWN. (WAY TO LOVE HIM FOR HIS ~MIND~)
I BET LAQUEENTO HAS SOME PICTURES OF HIM SEDUCTIVELY EATING A HOT DOG. SPEAKING OF LAQUEENTO...
...SOMEONE HAS BEEN TAKING FASHION TIPS FROM HIM, NO? (TAKE THAT, TYLER SHIELDS, YOU TINHAT CRUSHING BITCHASS)
YOU CAN READ THE ARTICLE HERE AND, PART 2 HERE.
SOME HIGHLIGHTS:
***BB FINE WAS OBSESSED WITH TOP GUN WHEN HE WAS A KID (MY EX BF'S BAND PLAYED 'DANGER ZONE' FOR ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY ONE YEAR BECAUSE I LOVE TOP GUN SO. THEREFORE: WE SHOULD HAVE SEX.)
***HE IS CONSIDERING SENDING SOME AGENT WHO TOLD HIM HE WAS TERRIBLE STAR TREK WAFFLES WITH A NOTE THAT SAYS "EAT ME". (I ENJOY WORDPLAY, VULGARITY, AND WAFFLES, AND AS AN AQUARIUS I HOLD AN ~EXCELLENT~ GRUDGE. THEREFORE: WE SHOULD HAVE SEX)
***HE CONTINUES HIS STREAK OF TALKING ABOUT GENE HACKMAN LIKE, ALL THE TIME; THIS TIME IN REFERENCE TO A QUOTE ABOUT THE ACTING POLICE TAKING AWAY HIS LICENSE. (GENE HACKMAN AND I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY. THEREFORE....WELL, YOU GET IT.)
SOURCE WISHES HE WAS IN PLAYGIRL GOTDAMN
I BET LAQUEENTO HAS SOME PICTURES OF HIM SEDUCTIVELY EATING A HOT DOG. SPEAKING OF LAQUEENTO...
...SOMEONE HAS BEEN TAKING FASHION TIPS FROM HIM, NO? (TAKE THAT, TYLER SHIELDS, YOU TINHAT CRUSHING BITCHASS)
YOU CAN READ THE ARTICLE HERE AND, PART 2 HERE.
SOME HIGHLIGHTS:
***BB FINE WAS OBSESSED WITH TOP GUN WHEN HE WAS A KID (MY EX BF'S BAND PLAYED 'DANGER ZONE' FOR ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY ONE YEAR BECAUSE I LOVE TOP GUN SO. THEREFORE: WE SHOULD HAVE SEX.)
***HE IS CONSIDERING SENDING SOME AGENT WHO TOLD HIM HE WAS TERRIBLE STAR TREK WAFFLES WITH A NOTE THAT SAYS "EAT ME". (I ENJOY WORDPLAY, VULGARITY, AND WAFFLES, AND AS AN AQUARIUS I HOLD AN ~EXCELLENT~ GRUDGE. THEREFORE: WE SHOULD HAVE SEX)
***HE CONTINUES HIS STREAK OF TALKING ABOUT GENE HACKMAN LIKE, ALL THE TIME; THIS TIME IN REFERENCE TO A QUOTE ABOUT THE ACTING POLICE TAKING AWAY HIS LICENSE. (GENE HACKMAN AND I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY. THEREFORE....WELL, YOU GET IT.)
SOURCE WISHES HE WAS IN PLAYGIRL GOTDAMN