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[dellure]

OMG OMG OT, but I need to get this off my chest...

I just walked in on my roommate and her skeezy bf fucking on her bed like, five minutes ago. i have no idea how to handle this situation.

She KNEW that I needed to pick up my stuff from the room and that I would be back soon. AND she has a class at the same time as me and she should have already left for it. SO SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN BEEN THERE.

And then SHE accused ME of cockblocking. She said I souldn've knocked and that it's all my fault. But like, she didn't lock the door or put a rubber band on the handle or anything. AND I thought her boyfriend had left to go drive back home to his mother and unemployment. UGH UGH UGH

i don't know why I'm so upset. It's like now i have to acknowledge that she is a sexual being, and that he has a penis. I like to forget these things about my friends.

And he was hairy, and had a tiny tiny dick. And she has the biggest hickey on her neck. And now I feel like a prude or something. UGH WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

[abiding]

My original comment is clear. Don't come around starting crap UGH DAMNIT LENT and twisting my words.

[abiding]

Lovely. Have a good night.

[ilovestarburst]

Ugh how awkward. It's her fault so she shouldn't be all pissy with you, she should probably be apologising!

[karate_girl]

she has absolutely no right to be saying anything to you like that, she should be apologizing. she should have locked the door. i hate horrible roommates.

[iamcheryltweedy]

Nothing's wrong with you. Your roommate is a trifling ho.

[kawaiisis86]

every fibre of me agrees with this comment. ONLY cos i had a 'friend' who pretty much did the same thing

[mattchew03]

I LOLed at "put a rubber band on the handle."

[villainism]

That's disgusting and I'm sorry you had to go through it. No one should have to deal with knowing what kind of penis is in their friends.

[katiehatesyou]

lol @ "what kind of penis is in their friends"

[opusdeihohoho]

get a new roommate!!!!!!!!

[telemain]

who the hale doesn't lock their door while they are fucking in college?
SEXILE is there to protect everyone

[lithiumflower]

I cockblocked like a bitch and a half when I had a roommate. I paid half the rent, not her boyfriend. Hell if I'm going to leave my room for a night so somebody else can get laid. Homeboy had a frat, she could screw him there.

[bizzycakes]

Yeah if you're in a dorm, get a new roommate, that's unnecessary. You're not a prude, that's just something NO ONE wants to see. I feel bad for you :(

[babyfey]

You're in the right here, don't worry. It's definitely good college etiquette to hang something on the doorknob at least (I had a cute little stuffed "hump" monkey that would hang on the door). Who the hell is gonna knock on their own door every time?