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einodia November 13 2024, 01:27:43 UTC

I love throuples, so now I am cursed with the desire to watch a Ryan Murphy show despite knowing full well he is incapable of producing naught but complete mess and I will only be betrayed. I expect some enterprising fan will upload a supercut of the shippy scenes once the season is over, I just have to be patient.

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spellgabbana November 13 2024, 04:14:02 UTC
not everything that looks great is great, plus i don't trust most cruises in general to be great! it does suck that like actual cruises have such basic setups with old equipment. it seems like mostly they're using a hope and a prayer to keep everyone safe enough there.

omg this reminds me of a video i watched recently where someone pointed out that exterior, establishing shots in like the secret wives of mormons were showing the wrong kinds of churches.

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spellgabbana November 13 2024, 03:27:32 UTC
also!!! i did not notice the end!

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squirrels_oh_no November 13 2024, 03:29:01 UTC

LMAO NEITHER DID I hahaha.

ohtheyfuckin.gif again

Also how the ship is not rooted in reality? Max and Avery were screwing around when Tristan came in with someone, and they ran out without washing their hands and just slapped some gloves on, which they then proceeded to touch their clothes with and put their hands on their hips with.

eta: I might have texted my dad who might be watching episode 2 right now (actually, not 100% sure if he did watch it today or not) and was like "OMG the end of episode 2 is like blatant foreshadowing to episode 6 DON'T SPOIL YOURSELF" like my dad who is 73 is going to be excited by a threesome.

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spellgabbana November 13 2024, 03:38:00 UTC
i can't wait for this week's episode and i'm also already sad that they go on break until march after episode 8!

LMAO but would i trust all of them to do parkour surgery on me in the middle of a hurricane? absolutely, no one better than the ody3.

asjdflkj please let me know what your dad thinks when he finally gets to episode 6. my mom could tell it was coming before it happened.

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squirrels_oh_no November 13 2024, 03:39:48 UTC

When the standing on the wall surgery bit happened, I think I broke into laughter enough my neighbor could hear me while I was yelling "WHAT THE HELL" and cackling.

I am now wondering which source I saw was right about the number of episodes, because I saw 13 somewhere and 18 somewhere, and if they're going on break so soon for so long, it makes me think it's 13 which is disappointing. ABC needs to order more episodes stat.

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spellgabbana November 13 2024, 03:50:06 UTC
i was dying. like the fact that they even had to do surgery on avery within four episodes was killing me but the hurricane on top of that, it was all so funny.

13 seems likely but i'd love for it to be 18. 9-1-1 only got 10 for their first abc season so at least they got more than that!

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squirrels_oh_no November 13 2024, 03:51:40 UTC

idk if I'd rather I could binge this show all at once or savor it over uh... 8 or more months (noooo) but we need more of this bonkers shit, and uh...for season 2 to be moved to FX >.> for reasons.

also why doesn't this ship have balconies?! Zero cruise ships anymore are made without balconies because the people demand balconies. Carnival is phasing out their old ships because they don't have balconies except for ones they literally had to weld to the sides to appeal to changing tastes and people wanting balconies even on basic lines.

eta WAIT WAT - the captain said nobody can work on his ship without hours of training including SCUBA?! WHY?!

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spellgabbana November 13 2024, 04:19:39 UTC
it's so weird to get INVESTED in a show that airs week by week again. i've watched others but it's been awhile since i had one where i was dying to see the next episode in the days between.

who needs a balcony when they can just go strolling around the pool at night and jump to their death without anyone noticing!

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squirrels_oh_no November 13 2024, 04:20:55 UTC

IDK, I am beginning to wonder if this cruise ship is inherently dangerous.

Maybe because dead idk. But why would there be so many dead couples?

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spellgabbana November 13 2024, 01:50:57 UTC
i'm not seeing anything on youtube so far! i keep checking... and i downloaded the episodes so far to see if i can figure out how the hell to make anything decent.

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squirrels_oh_no November 13 2024, 01:52:54 UTC

Check Tumblr then lmao - they're a thirsty bunch.

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spellgabbana November 13 2024, 01:57:36 UTC
ohh yes, i hadn't thought to dive into tumblr yet.

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einodia November 13 2024, 01:53:02 UTC

bless you! send us thirsty folks a link if you manage it!

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evilyn_1007 November 13 2024, 04:30:25 UTC
He's not only a producer but writer in half the episodes. I was disappointed but still watching.

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einodia November 13 2024, 13:17:04 UTC

the things we do for love 😔

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