Every Disney Princess, Ranked

[theemii]

Every Official Disney Princess, Ranked https://t.co/HbcxA6Vv7r
- BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) August 2, 2024

5 out of 15.

14. Briar Rose/Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)
"Princess Aurora might have great hair and the status of being an OG Disney icon, but she doesn't have much personality. In fact, for a portion of the story she is asleep! For these reasons, she

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[theleveebroke]

My favorite Disney Buzzfeed princesses are Princess Shutdown and Princess 16% Layoffs. 💖

[umilicious]

Don't forget Princess AI-Powered Content!

[war_machine_rox]

she also fully depends on a man to save her

The fuck else is she supposed to do? I hate basic disney princess takes. I see you not throwing out Stockholm syndrome for Belle lol

Jasmine needs to at least be in the top 5. If not 3. I hate frozen and tangled so it's whatever. They'd be low on my list.

[moirasrose]

surprised the og post seems to have been written by a real person.

i didn't care much for the princess movies as a kid, but i've always loved jasmine.

[solira21]

This is so funny lmfao. Not the article just that we're still doing this (?)... "Disney princesses ranked, sort of by how feminist they are" on BUZZFEED? What year is it...this is the kind of thing that used to go around my tumblr dashboard in 2013

[moirasrose]

can't wait for their next article on the dark origins of your favorite disney movies.

[solira21]

No literally haha. Or the post that's like...mental illnesses superimposed over Disney princesses LOL, that shit used to blow minds

[moirasrose]

lmaoo don't forget the goth and modern edits which are still a thing

how the fuck did you whitewash white people https://t.co/gG7Sxfs3IT
- icy (@glacialkraken) August 10, 2024

[progression]

I’d like to know what that Dr. Disney Adult has to say about this. I know he didn’t listen to 500+ Disney songs without watching the films.