Mark Zuckerberg Got a Sculpture Made of His Wife Priscilla By Daniel Arsham

[just444]

https://instagram.com/p/C-naZ9NvQNu

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They have been together since 2003

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[evenstarsfall]

I like her robe.

[anagramofbrat]

This has big "Lazlo from What We Do In The Shadows sculpting topiary of his wife's labia in their backyard" vibes.

Not to dunk on interracial marriages (I'm in one currently, even) but white men marrying Asian women always feels mildly squicky to me because I've known too many white weebs that want Asian wives for all the reasons you might suspect. Zuck seems like the sort that would spend money on a full scale Gundam so...

[sapphiredragon]

I definitely feel that - I was watching John Mulaney's interview with Seth Meyers that just came out, and it already feels like he's almost too into his wife's Asian background and using Olivia's extended family as comedy fodder.

[soul_amazinn]

Wait what? 😂

[nazrene]

He was very like that about the ex wife's Jewish background too.

[marywebgirl]

This is how I know I'm a cynical Gen Xer because my first thought was "Oh she caught you cheating huh?"

[tigermilk]

Why is that a hilarious concept, like every time you cheat another statue of your wife appears in the yard, staring up at your bedroom window. Watching. Waiting.

[ebenetwo]

It better be worth a lot tho like I’m gonna hoard those like a Rothschild

Or auction it off at Sotheby’s? idk I’m not rich somebody give me a dying rich man to scam first

[__onthebound]

It's like when men buy a big rock to compensate

[bethmai]

I fucking love this hahaha it's so ridiculous that it transcends into a cute gesture

[iamkenough]

I like the statue, it’s nice