President Biden Has Covid

[carolinalily]

BREAKING: President Joe Biden tests positive for COVID-19 ahead of his speech to UnidosUS conference. https://t.co/MXqIPXApx0
- The Associated Press (@AP) July 17, 2024
President Biden tested positive for Covid while campaigning in Las Vegas Nevada and has returned to Delaware to self isolate. This is the second time he has had Covid. He has mild

Comments

[daredevilwolf]

ok fbi i'm kidding but please die biden so dnc can pick a different person

if this is a higher being stepping in i need you to kill him

and trump

kidding fbi

[artemisofluna]

I uh...can't lie that I had a similar thought, and then felt REALLY GUILTY because I don't like wishing death on anyone but like.

Like.

Like.

Come on.

[daredevilwolf]

look my motto is don't want me to wish death on somebody

then that somebody shouldn't do horrible things while living

i'd love it if joe rogan took too much ketamine and died because he is dangerous to people like me and i want to feel safe

[artemisofluna]

There are definitely people the world would be better without and I wouldn't be sad if they were gone, for real. I struggle with the wishing of it, but that's a me thing!

[mayjailer]

biden, hearing the test results: "this is gonna ruin the tour."

[daredevilwolf]

What tour?

(say the line please)

[mayjailer]

*cough* i can't,

I'm sick
- Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) July 17, 2024

[caramelaffair]

Boo, you whore

[squirrels_oh_no]

pic.twitter.com/3QaaENsudI
- hasanabi (@hasanthehun) July 17, 2024

(Emhoff had it last week, though)

[butterflyblot]

Second gentleman as a phrase is wild to me idek why lmao

[sandstorm]

Like he's the second person waiting in a queue outside of *googles* Tesco to open.

[halevy]

Damn, God does have favourites and least favourites.

[xpirate_queenx]

oh