Housewives are serving Summer bops - The Countess is raspy while Erika Jayne falls like dominos

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-Countess Luann de Lesseps has graced us with the song of the summer 'Marry, F, Kill'

-Her voice has unparalleled register transitions, switching from chest to throat, throat to raspy, and an unnatural ability to sound out of breath during the entire 4mins.

-Money can't buy you class...but it can buy you plenty of autotune.

Comments

[anderbobo]

omg is that Candace Bushnell dancing in Luann's video? GIRL! Also not giving Erica any stream.

[theuglycry]

Carrie would NEVER

[alwayspolaris]

If someone let Nicola Coughlan in a studio she would end these poor womens' careers!

[dejatrue]

[alwayspolaris]

Oh no! I love Nicola, but her fake real housewives song was more fun than all the actual real housewives songs. I couldn't embed the interview clip but I may have mistakenly assumed everyone was on Nicola Coughlan-tiktok.

[dejatrue]

[sandstorm]

I came in to be annoyed that a grown ass woman was censoring herself in a song but I'm not even sure the first song started her voice is so melded in with the backing track. It's like something you hear in a hospital on a military base; You think there are lyrics but you aren't sure.

[ivn]

Her voice has unparalleled register transitions, switching from chest to throat, throat to raspy, and an unnatural ability to sound out of breath during the entire 4mins.

[daredevilwolf]

sounding out of breath

maybe she has asthma /s