The New York Times Tells Us About “Rodent Men”

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The New York Times ponders who qualifies as a “rodent man.” The verdict: men such as Jeremy Allen White, Josh O’Connor, Mike Faist, Rami Malek, and actual rodent, Matty Healy.

SourceEdit: I fixed the layout, but now I can't get the Instagram post to show. I give up

Comments

[sandstorm]

I don't think any of the people on slide 3 have been blessed with the title of Rodent Man so idk what they're on about

[angriest_girl]

What is this rodent layout.

I like to live by the assumption that all men are rodents until they prove otherwise.

[daredevilwolf]

"rodent layout"

you mean the way this site page is like?

it's really different from when i click on other posts

[angriest_girl]

Yeah, it’s the default livejournal layout, not the ONTD-specific one.

[laydownhere]

love how the article specifies jewish and italian men are prime examples of "rat men" ty nytimes so cool

[goldenhera]

Wow, that is...unsurprising from NYT.

[laydownhere]

just use the phrase jolie laide its still a little ehhh but at least it has a tradition!!!

[rhenna_navi]

How the fuck are Italian men prime examples???

[robinanthem21]

How is Simu Liu on this list? Shitty personality aside, isn't he considered "conventionally" handsome? He was a "Ken" for Godsakes

[gimmemoarjosh]

I recently found out a lot of ONTD thinks he is hideous. 🤷‍♂️

[gimmemoarjosh]

Well, this is new information. Disgusting!

[janetdkd]

It's ok to call them ugly, they are just man

[janetdkd]

Just like this layout