10 things Jerry Seinfeld can't live without

[silverstarry]

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A lot of his reasons for why he likes these items come off as very "old man yells at cloud," but I still thought this video was noteworthy for three reasons

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[boomstick]

he says that the secret to life is to waste time in ways that you like.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

[itsme_eloise]

#11 a snorkel since he is so far up his own ass

[peddlestools]

is there a rule that when every white comedian turns 65 they have to start saying this https://t.co/ZqrkDosOIy
- matt (@mattxiv) April 29, 2024

[itsme_eloise]

* He puts peanut butter on hard boiled eggs.

demon

[peddlestools]

also

I did stand-up last night as "1990s Jerry Seinfeld Doing Bits About His 17-Year-Old Girlfriend" pic.twitter.com/hFKr7ie6JP
- Jeremy Kaplowitz (@jeremysmiles) October 29, 2019