God is a Swiftie: Church in Germany to hold Taylor Swift services

[goshipgurl]

Germany’s student city of Heidelberg is staging the ultimate shake-it-off next month when a city church bins the Bach to embrace instead the music of Taylor Swift.https://t.co/KxWUyinF9Q
- The Irish Times (@IrishTimes) April 17, 2024

• Swifties can now officially worship Taysus Swift because a church in Germany is holding two (already booked out)

Comments

[mizzyoung]

Rapture now.

also, something something idolatry etc...

[sandstorm]

Kind of amazing how (western) christians the (western) world over seem to completely ignore the teachings.

[mizzyoung]

I guess when you weaponize religion to colonize and oppress others, teachings don't matter.

[alwayspolaris]

None of us would be saved, we'd all be left behind on the hell that is Earth (Taylor's version).

[picturemegone]

[inkstainedlips]

Well she definitely has the "I'm being persecuted" complex Christians embody on the daily.

[erin805]

In her new album she straight up has a song where she compares herself to Christ, when the rest of the song sounds like it’s about masturbation

[my_moloko]

WHAT!

[erin805]

lol yes! Here’s the lyrics so you can be scarred too, the song is Guilty as Sin

What if he's written "mine" on my upper thigh only in my mind?
One slip I'm falling back into the hedge maze, oh what a way to die My bedsheets are ablaze, / screamed his name
Building up like waves crashing over my grave
Without ever touching his skin
How can I be guilty as sin?
What if I roll the stone away?
They're gonna crucify me anyway
What if the way you hold me is actually what's holy?
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[zibbydoo324]

Swifties & MAGAts are the easiest fucking marks.💸💸

[umhowabout_no]

Honestly, sometimes I think of starting some kind of passive income side gig that caters to MAGAts and donating some of the profits to abortion resource places and LGBTQ orgs

[nutmegdealer]

gross, but she's probably loving it.