Meghan, Duchess of Sussex is Making Jam!

[t_snake]

Step aside goop, stay RIP preserve, Meghan is making jam!
https://instagram.com/p/C50_I0NxQYx

The homemade strawberry jams have been delivered to her 50 closest friends*. Reviews seem very positive, no news on a wider release date for us peasants

*edit because people read now on my ontd! the jam in the picture has a label, showing that only 50

Comments

[theoryofwar]

All I can think of is this:

via GIPHY

[prlsb4swiine]

bacon pancaaaakes

[toshi_hakari]

Great now I'll have the remix in my head all day:

[kjesta]

one of the great flawless pieces of music history. no notes. perfection.

[janetdkd]

Make ginger jam and put your husband face on the package. Call it Royal Ginger Jam

[janetdkd]

Royal Ginger Jam, it brings Lizzy from the dead~

Perfect little ad jingle

[janetdkd]

Royal Ginger Jam, please don't put in on the ham

[janetdkd]

Royal Ginger Jam,
stale and pale,
make your prince be aware

[selina_kyle]

Still can't get over the word salad that is the branding name.

[vainandbitter]

Begging her to remove a word

[noodlecookie]

Mfte, why can’t it just be American Orchard? Riviera Orchard?? It’s gone a bit Sarah Jessica Parker 😭

[nigelwitthebrie]

And the funny thing is, I would never picture the riviera to be in an orchard!?!

Is that even geographically possible??

[xdaisyxlovesxbb]

[skyler_white_yo]

I love this show so much.

[automaticpeople]

I read that she’s making a jam and was waiting for a Royal diss track.

[aleksie]

Hasn't Kris Jenner been around Meghan?

Maybe it's time for Meghan and Kim to release "Jam, Pt. 2"

[fauxkaren]

I think at the very least Harry is hanging out with Kris's boyfriend. They went on a skiing trip but idk if Meghan and Kris were there too. I can't remember.

[fernandocolunga]

VAT.

Harry on KUWTK when