Honest Trailers: Madam Web + Bonus Video!

Apr 05, 2024 03:28

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I haven’t, and definitely will not see this movie now, but wow! Mess all around!

And now for the actual reason for this post:

Dakota Johnson being as unserious during the Madam Web press tour, as the movie itself is )

sydney sweeney, nepotism, who asked for this, dakota johnson, honest trailer / reaction video / satire

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koelnnleok April 5 2024, 08:26:51 UTC
I just can’t warm to Dakota Johnson at all or find her funny! Maybe it’s different countries and different humours but every “joke” or sarcastic quip just comes across as extremely try hard and unfunny to me!

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gimmemoarjosh April 5 2024, 08:30:23 UTC
I don't think she is funny, really. I find the fact that she was unable to hide her disdain for this project funny.

And once I saw the Honest Trailers video, I can understand why she felt that way.

That movie looks worse than Morbius!

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koelnnleok April 5 2024, 09:05:39 UTC
Oh yeah, this movie looks so so bad! So I don’t blame the disdain for this, but just her whole shtick in general is what I mean!

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helenrdemeter April 5 2024, 10:05:35 UTC
Oh thank GOD, I'm not alone in this. The way everyone keeps treating her as funny/hilarious is mindboggling to me. She's a nepo baby who comes off as ungrateful and whiny for all the silver platters that keep coming her way.

I'll never forget her complaining about the Office cast for not being immediately friendly/open to her when they were doing the finale. Sorry they weren't all hugs and cuddles to you as their long-term, multiyear run was coming to a close, Daks.

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ostsiberia April 5 2024, 09:05:26 UTC
Saw it when I needed something goofy to take my mind off my impending financial ruin. It was so nonsensical I don't even know where to start lol there were people asking questions about the movie during the movie and normally I'd be annoyed about the chatter but I wasn't even bothered. I don't even hate Dakota Johnson's wooden performance especially after seeing how wooden she is in reality.

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automaticpeople April 5 2024, 09:27:19 UTC
The movie was terrible, but my nephew said it was ok (but he’s a kid and kids are dumb).

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benihime99 April 5 2024, 09:42:32 UTC
The movie was so extremely bad and that 100% because the acting was utter shit

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aliceofclubs April 6 2024, 04:23:52 UTC
I went in with extremely low expectations so kinda found its dumb essay enjoyable. Felt very campy.

The acting was bad, yes - even from Sweeney, I was expecting more from her- but man the storyline itself made no sense and I feel like even a kid could point out all the plot holes! was v disappointed that the three girls were basically pointless

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manu19 April 5 2024, 09:46:18 UTC
lol at the part where she keeps pretending to be opening a Pepsi can in multiple scenes and the bad guy apparently not being able to act since they intentionally went through the trouble to not show his face when he talks and dubbed over all his lines in post. Why even cast him.

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