I just can’t warm to Dakota Johnson at all or find her funny! Maybe it’s different countries and different humours but every “joke” or sarcastic quip just comes across as extremely try hard and unfunny to me!
Oh thank GOD, I'm not alone in this. The way everyone keeps treating her as funny/hilarious is mindboggling to me. She's a nepo baby who comes off as ungrateful and whiny for all the silver platters that keep coming her way.
I'll never forget her complaining about the Office cast for not being immediately friendly/open to her when they were doing the finale. Sorry they weren't all hugs and cuddles to you as their long-term, multiyear run was coming to a close, Daks.
Saw it when I needed something goofy to take my mind off my impending financial ruin. It was so nonsensical I don't even know where to start lol there were people asking questions about the movie during the movie and normally I'd be annoyed about the chatter but I wasn't even bothered. I don't even hate Dakota Johnson's wooden performance especially after seeing how wooden she is in reality.
I went in with extremely low expectations so kinda found its dumb essay enjoyable. Felt very campy.
The acting was bad, yes - even from Sweeney, I was expecting more from her- but man the storyline itself made no sense and I feel like even a kid could point out all the plot holes! was v disappointed that the three girls were basically pointless
lol at the part where she keeps pretending to be opening a Pepsi can in multiple scenes and the bad guy apparently not being able to act since they intentionally went through the trouble to not show his face when he talks and dubbed over all his lines in post. Why even cast him.
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And once I saw the Honest Trailers video, I can understand why she felt that way.
That movie looks worse than Morbius!
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I'll never forget her complaining about the Office cast for not being immediately friendly/open to her when they were doing the finale. Sorry they weren't all hugs and cuddles to you as their long-term, multiyear run was coming to a close, Daks.
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The acting was bad, yes - even from Sweeney, I was expecting more from her- but man the storyline itself made no sense and I feel like even a kid could point out all the plot holes! was v disappointed that the three girls were basically pointless
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