John Oliver offers shitbag Clarence Thomas $1M yearly to leave SCOTUS

[masterofmystery]

“Get the f*ck off the Supreme Court!” John Oliver offers Clarence Thomas a luxury motor coach, and $1 million a year, to resign from the Supreme Court. (Video: HBO) pic.twitter.com/LUVD6zC5o3
- Mike Sington (@MikeSington) February 19, 2024
On the season premiere of 'Last Week Tonight with John Oliver' last night, John's main story was about SCOTUS

Comments

[andwefight]

my cheap ass would pay some tiktok prank star $50 to trip him at the top of the SC stairs and hope his evil dead indiana jones boulder body takes out his wife at the bottom like a bowling pin but that's just me john

[yousaidlog]

This comment with your icon is hilarious

[meowmind]

impractical pranks so hard that his heart stops 🤞🏽

[xpirate_queenx]

I believe in you Charlie

[violue]

oh my god i didn't know LWT was back

to HBOMax I go!!!

[syzygy09]

"Shitbag" is an underrated insult. I'm going to try to use it more, even if I'm just doing it in my own head.

[crazyfreakyaj]

oh its one of my most used ones, personally.

[syzygy09]

it's descriptive in a way I like. It's never been my thing, but it needs to be. It's descriptive in a way I like.

I lean towards the F&ck and motherf&cker, rarely to a person for real.

But shitbag is awesome. It's dirty and ugly and I have picked up bags of poop, cause dogs. But also shit is gross and these humans don't care about public toilets or their care, nor allowing the humanity of others.

So shitbag works well. Fun to say, too.

[tanglespiders]

why would he take a pay cut?

but if thomas doesn’t want it, i’ll take $500,000 a year

[masterofmystery]

officially scotus justices get around $300k year or something so this would be a boost. of course this excludes all the bribes and gifts he gets from his rich maga asshole buddies

[tanglespiders]

(that was the joke)

[blrocks]

This mf probably gets multiple millions in bribes and shit to stay on. I hope he dies a painful death tbh.

[arellaj]

why did i think you were talking about john oliver 😭😭😭

[lokiyan]

He and his entire ilk tbh. His wife, his kids, etc.